Oh my, how does she do it?


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( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:35, archived)

Ha ha ha
super
(Mattyboy, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:36, archived)

Heh heh,
lovely.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:36, archived)

erm
I should have probably waited until the challenge thing was available in the drop down menu.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:36, archived)

pssst
it's there now
( FlanFlinger Likes pistons and tits in equal quantites, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:39, archived)

cheers
:)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:41, archived)

flippin eckski Fnord me lad
I is sure I've seen this before. You being a naughty reposter?
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:37, archived)

I can't edit my old post for the challenge
and it was 6 months ago now ;)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:41, archived)

oh I see. Me slow.
Didn't notice new challenge was out. Please accept my apogglies. Here have a satsuma.
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:46, archived)

Got any more?
I fancy a juggle.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:50, archived)

Maybe she's born with it?
maybe it's Germoline?
( chthonic, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:38, archived)

someone had the make-up gun
set to whore
( Gingey is able to shoot Mind Bullets, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:39, archived)

hehehe
'the makeup gun' I like that.

A friend of mine once got upset with me because I called her make-up case 'The Toolbox'.
( sadmike, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:47, archived)

yes, all whores wear green lipstick.
How about "fucked-up clown"?
( Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:47, archived)

Clown Whores then,
pay them twenty quid and they poor a bucket of water down your trousers.

'Ooh, pie me ,PIE ME!'
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:50, archived)

Maybe i give away too much by having this to hand

"Any more pie?"
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:53, archived)

Splosh!
Pervert.

I love the concept of Prostitute Clowns for some reason.

'Shall I squirt you with my flower?'
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:55, archived)

parp!

( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:01, archived)

Heh.
'Touch my red nose'.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:02, archived)

heehee
you know sometimes I feel like a naughty wee boy at the back of the class on this board. Oh ssssh, Miss is looking. *whistles inexplicably*
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:10, archived)

Cough - Repost

(maybe you were in the states at the time though)
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:46, archived)

I
probably was :)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:51, archived)

don't
they have the internet over there then ! :)
( ablufia v0.42 - pie !, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:55, archived)

yes
but it's 3 months behind
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:58, archived)