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# someone had the make-up gun
set to whore
(, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:39, archived)
# hehehe
'the makeup gun' I like that.

A friend of mine once got upset with me because I called her make-up case 'The Toolbox'.
(, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:47, archived)
# yes, all whores wear green lipstick.
How about "fucked-up clown"?
(, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:47, archived)
# Clown Whores then,
pay them twenty quid and they poor a bucket of water down your trousers.

'Ooh, pie me ,PIE ME!'
(, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:50, archived)
# Maybe i give away too much by having this to hand

"Any more pie?"
(, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:53, archived)
# Splosh!
Pervert.

I love the concept of Prostitute Clowns for some reason.

'Shall I squirt you with my flower?'
(, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:55, archived)
# parp!

(, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:01, archived)
# Heh.
'Touch my red nose'.
(, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:02, archived)
# heehee
you know sometimes I feel like a naughty wee boy at the back of the class on this board. Oh ssssh, Miss is looking. *whistles inexplicably*
(, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:10, archived)