Wanted:
Unimaginative, oversexed, unscrupulous, failed artist with few existing qualifications to take over major marketing campaign. Minimum office hours with long lunches and pointless meetings where a loud voice over-rules interlect.
Were you the kid everyone hated at school?
Do you feel guiltless about being paid wads for achieving nothing - take up a career in advertising!

From the If advertisments were honest challenge. See all 789 entries (closed)

( Choice, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:01, archived)

wow is this a
job offer? where do I send my CV?
( curry monster, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:02, archived)

Count me in!

( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:03, archived)

Sorry you and Curry Monster
seem to have an incling of talent that definately counts you out!
( Choice, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:07, archived)

even though I am
completely amoral, work in marketing and wear braces?
( curry monster, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:09, archived)

you need photographic
evidence of sleeping with your sister - to get shortlisted....
( Choice, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:16, archived)

I have no talent.
does that make the job mine?
( Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:10, archived)

interlect?
i think you need a copywriter too.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:03, archived)

sorry do numbers
not words...
( Choice, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:06, archived)

jesus
what are you the english teacher today ;-)
( bazman, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:07, archived)

tee hee
...they got me thinking about school agane you see.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:11, archived)

a hem?
agane
( Choice, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:14, archived)

"finking"
shorely...
( rogan, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:15, archived)

Oddly enough
this is my current job
( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:07, archived)

I also
must eat with the lepers - but I'm trying to dispense and many clue-by-fours as possible, honest I am.
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:13, archived)