My plan, once I have assumed the throne of Scotland...
1) Change the flag



2) Change the national dress from the kilt to the eyepatch

From the New Flags challenge. See all 459 entries (closed)

( Mystery_Bob, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:07, archived)

I am in favour of (2)
bit breezy though
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:08, archived)

indeed
wouldn't cover very much up at all
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:16, archived)

3. Profit.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:08, archived)

eyepatches don't cover as much... this could be a problem...

( Willwillwritehiswill As seen on the internet., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:09, archived)

the japs-eye
is enough!
( Flash_Bastard, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:11, archived)

and thats all the changes you need to make
they're all criminals already
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:09, archived)

excellent ship them all out to Oz!

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:14, archived)

phwoar
your idea is teh sex.

i will aid you in this coup, if i can be general of the armies?
( CactusEater What's Wrong With A Little Destruction?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:10, archived)

Braw!

( The Duke of Prunes, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:13, archived)