i'll say it again, because the git deleted the post i originaly replied to......
A speculum!?! that's ~naughty~
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:15, archived)

haha - depends where tyou stick it
um... maybe...

since no one is wearing it, I'll show you:

( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:17, archived)

ha ha!
looks more like a cheese grater

*grates*
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:20, archived)

hahah
anyone uses it I'm going to say "nice grater"
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:21, archived)