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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Crackers!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:46, archived)
# or
SPAM
(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 16:01, archived)
#
a lot of SPAM of late; about book and that.
(thundercat, Sat 4 Nov 2006, 1:27, archived)
# Ha ha!
That's my christmas crackers sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:47, archived)
# hahahahahaha
*ruins christmas*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:47, archived)
[challenge entry] typo
TAKES the piss
*edit* woo though


*edit2* ghey or geeky... YOU DECIDE
(likeajackhammer, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:47, archived)
# gheyky
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:04, archived)
# I hate myself
for understanding that.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:09, archived)
# Grr
#rm -rf /*

or del tree /y (whatever you dos monkeys do nowadays)
(KaiserPro captain arse rape, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)
# These days?? doubt it
and u mean "deltree /y *.*"
command was removed in xp tho

/kills self.
(I helped save b3ta! Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Fri 3 Nov 2006, 17:14, archived)
# But
rd /q /s c:\ works just as well in XP.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Sat 4 Nov 2006, 13:54, archived)
# Haha
Ace! I shall download the pdf when I get home :D
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Arf,
can't wait to see mother-in-law's face when she pulls one o' these out her cracker :¬)

EDIT: Clever viral marketing idea for yer book, you sell-out cunt :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:48, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
you ~naughty~ !!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:48, archived)
# fantastic..
btw just noticed I got an fp this week thanks mods...
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:48, archived)
# hahahahha
done and done!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Imagine
the fun to be had sabotageing the boxes of crackers in Woolies in the run up to Xmas
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:49, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
WOO!

b3ta brand christmas crackers.

all the hats are yellow and all the gifts are moostaches.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)
# don't forget the red napkins!
i'm going to make these now
what a class idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:56, archived)
# WHAT SURPRISES!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:58, archived)
# rape
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Wahay!
Rob's first FP in over 2 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 3 Nov 2006, 14:06, archived)
# oh!
the hormone one is mine!
what page is it on in the book? i can't find it!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 15:51, archived)
# it's not in the book
read here
www.robmanuel.com/2006/11/03/christmas-crackers/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 16:06, archived)
# b0rked?
Good jokes, shame about the link ;-)
(daern, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 20:45, archived)
# not borked
click, look, see
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 22:40, archived)
# ok,
so i have a credit in the back of the joke book
but no joke in the joke book?
credit for no effort? result!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 23:07, archived)
# yeah
that page got pulled on the day before printing, and the credits weren't updated.

the crackers page duplicated many of the jokes in the rest of the book - and the publisher pulled it so there was no repeats.

I was on holiday and unable to get online to sort it out, and ended up throwing my phone in a bush in frustration.

Oooh, exciting story!
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 23:34, archived)
# great advertising.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 3 Nov 2006, 23:12, archived)
# i gotta say
"what's got eight legs and a big black cunt = the a-team" is my new favorite joke.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 6:32, archived)
# Great book
Got the book last week - 5 stars!!
(Duke, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 20:47, archived)