Oi!
Who are you!?
And have you seen my cock?
Jessie and Chorizowagon met my cock at Derby
Jolly Jack spent hours in the car with my cock


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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 15:29,
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Afterning, Sir! No, I'm sorry but I haven't seen your cock.
Where did you last leave it?
=D
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Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 15:34,
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*slaps forehead*
D'oh! You're far too quick for me.
No, my cock's done a runner...
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Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 15:45,
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