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It's always the way (so I'm told!)

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( Lardmonster, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 21:18, archived)

thats not a real number
it doesn't connect
(PornDungeon, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 21:22, archived)

It just popped into my head...
and I'd finished the pic before I remembered what it was. Anyone remember "Noel Edmonds' Swap Shop"?
( Lardmonster, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 21:24, archived)

vague (being only 23 and all)
Is that an enemies mobile number above?
(PornDungeon, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 21:29, archived)

It would have been an enemies number...
but I couldn't find the number for Douglas Craig. (He's the money-robbing cnut who's trying to sell York City's ground to a bunch of property developers).

But it is satisfying that the 'Esther Trout' ad might appear when anyone types "Douglas Craig" into google :-)
( Lardmonster, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 21:34, archived)

Ooh!
ooh!.......I do !
( Tedmus, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 21:31, archived)

But Surely
That was the number for Going Live!

or did I just dream it?
( pagram, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 21:35, archived)

Perhaps just...
"Generic BBC Saturday morning dial-in for sad kids" number. "Hello? Yes, I'd like to swap my Etch-A-Sketch for a pair of Kylie's soiled undies."
( Lardmonster, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 21:38, archived)

That sounds
like an unfair swap...


I mean, who wants dirty kecks?
( pagram, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 21:41, archived)

you never know
some people are just a bit strange like that.
( the triple legendary unicorn, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 21:46, archived)

.
i would
(johnvile trntgfnfhytdj, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 21:22, archived)

Come on then big fella!
*scratches balls*
( Tedmus, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 21:26, archived)

100% of rumour
our neighbour may be operating an establishment called 'Claudias Massage'
We have lots of circumstantial evidence and hearsay to prove it.
edit: woo!
( 100% of Gibbon, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 21:22, archived)

are you sure they havn't got the letters mixed up
it could be CASUAL GASES AMID or ACADEMIA SLUG ASS
(PornDungeon, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 21:26, archived)