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(lib319, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 23:43, archived)

mmmmm Shiney
YES, I know I said I was going bed...
( Az The Spaz, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 23:47, archived)

Yes me lad,
schoo....oh fucksocks - it's saturday tomorrow.

Carry on!
( witchy :: Best before:, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 23:49, archived)

SCHOOL????
I'm 19, I don't go school you crazy mad fool
( Az The Spaz, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 23:52, archived)

but I do have
a rather nice new Furtive
( Az The Spaz, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 23:54, archived)

Who said
anything about school?

Edit: Oh, Witchy did. Just come back from the pub? Who?
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 23:55, archived)

it was
that dick Witchy

But he did say sorry, so I forgive him
( Az The Spaz, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 23:59, archived)

I like it
write a few more lines and then see i you can come up with a chorus.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 23:55, archived)

Fnord-san,
What's up with the m3tatw33ning?
(_, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 0:01, archived)

a few loose ends
but what i've got looks very good so far.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 0:03, archived)

I say
woo to you
(_, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 0:04, archived)

fairly bizarre, I'll wager?
?
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 0:08, archived)

I didn't get that at first
I was wandering what the hell you were going on about you insane man...
( Az The Spaz, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 0:02, archived)

There you go then :)
Next time you think someone's insane it's probably just because you 'don't get it'.
I can make big obscure leaps which are far from obvious sometimes but usually it at least makes sense to me.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 0:05, archived)

Yeah...
as long as you're happy mate, Thats all I want. As long as you're cool with it babe, all I want is the best for you...

WAIT!!!...I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY!!!
( Az The Spaz, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 0:08, archived)

I saw a fnord building the other morning...
...on the way to work.
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 0:09, archived)

hehehehe,
so who the fuck am I thinking about who's younger than 16? Sorry Az :)
( witchy :: Best before:, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 23:56, archived)

maybe he just
acts like it? ;)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 0:02, archived)

I have a hairy belly

( Az The Spaz, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 0:03, archived)

see!!!
?
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 0:05, archived)

ah, that'll be
why then. who told me about Aaron's hairy belly...own up!
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 0:07, archived)

I did
just then...look **POINTS UP LEFT AT ANGLE**

see...

I also have hairy...erm...head...A hairy head..yeah...NO WAIT, THAT SOUNDS DISCUSTING!!!! I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY!!!
( Az The Spaz, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 0:09, archived)

there's cream
available for that, if you ask in a whisper.
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 0:17, archived)

That looks exactly like one of my cars
fact. (and sorry!)
( Collatallie Sisters, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 0:00, archived)