I'm probably a bit late with this one, but anyway:


From the If advertisments were honest challenge. See all 789 entries (closed)

( Baz Fuck off, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 12:02, archived)

Can't you imagine the meeting though at Saatchi & Saatchi
when some spotty oik new recruit came up with the idea and they all exploded in a cacophony of coughed up cocaine and went on a 4 month bender with the millions they got from it.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 12:06, archived)

I live opposite
Saatchi and Saatchi.

If you want me to fire toast or anything at them, no worries.
(_, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 12:07, archived)

toast is good
although a crumpet might do more damage.
( martian, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 12:21, archived)

Actually i wasn't that far wrong
www.expressindia.com/fe/daily/20001123/fst23020.html

maybe we could get him for an intwerview/judge of the challenge entries. (we'd probably have to give him a shortlist though)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 12:08, archived)

And TBWA
is just around the corner. If you want me to throw parsnips at them, no worries.
(_, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 12:09, archived)

throw them my CV
wrapped around parsnips.
They might hire me into their guerilla marketing section. :)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 12:13, archived)

I'm a fcuking fish
and I'm not fcuking funny.

I'd like to have a T-Shirt that either said

"fcuk is tish"

or just plain

"cool as fuck"
(_, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 12:06, archived)

The "Cool As Fuck"
T-Shirt exists! It was made for Inspiral Carpets
and had a cow on it. I had one way way way back. (88-90 ish?) Had the 'Cool as Milk' milk bottle
too.
( Collatallie Sisters, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 14:21, archived)

I still have one
Damn that was a fun concert (when the Carpets toured here).

I once promised a girl she could have it if she named the band, I still have the shirt. Always gets comments when I wear it out. Especially with sunglasses like the ones the cow is wearing:


(xixax, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 15:00, archived)

YUCK FOU
I like this one I saw on a bumper sticker a while back. I applied for this on my license plate, and the DMV approved it. Then I chickened out and got a generic tag.
(Walt, Sat 18 Jan 2003, 6:15, archived)