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[challenge entry] here comes jesus

From the What Would Jesus Do? challenge. See all 416 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:14, archived)
# fantastic
*click*

but surely Jesus is also disproving creationism as he is clearly evolving from a duck at that very moment.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:14, archived)
# brilliant
as ever

*waits for it to FP*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:15, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:21, archived)
# this is exactly how the science vs religion debate should go
woo yay houpla
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:15, archived)
#
but science should have better machines and give jesus a shedload of whoop-ass

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)
# hahahaha
*flees wrath*
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:16, archived)
# hahahahaha
I love darwin's beard walk!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:16, archived)
# so do I
but the scrolling background is truly mesmeric
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:17, archived)
# ^ this
it's parallaxcellent!
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:18, archived)
# the earthshake is also excellent
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:19, archived)
# I will always remember the term parralax from playing Shadow of the Beast on my Amiga 500 back in the day
as at the time everyone was wanking on about how many different levels of P scrolling it had
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:22, archived)
# it was the trilinear filtering of its day

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:26, archived)
# Haha, sad but true
The first time I saw the lake district from on top of a mountain I thought, 'Hmmm, nice parallax.'
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:27, archived)
# *points* SADDO! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:36, archived)
# FANCY!
here comes the pain

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:17, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:17, archived)
# ha ha ha ha !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:17, archived)
# Fair play to Charlie, he can soak up a lot of damage.
& how long did it take to evolve beard-walking?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:17, archived)
# Arf!! Thats fantastic
*clicks
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:18, archived)
# Brilliant
That background is fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:18, archived)
# yes
I've had a go at just a straight on background which is difficult enough,

but this?


*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:19, archived)
# I've tried scrolling backgrounds twice, and they were both pretty shit
1
2

I used the tutorial from Maiden:

www.maidenart.co.uk/tutorials.php
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:25, archived)
# "He truely is the son of gawd"
Fantastic MM, you've done it again.

Just out of interest, do you make any money out of being so talented? If not WHY NOT!?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:19, archived)
# not as much as i'd like
partly because the world is full of tight bastards who think im in the business of providing them with free content...

...but also because im a bit slack at promoting myself :)
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:28, archived)
# Blimey
Riley

*bows*
(I helped save b3ta! hypnochimp, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:21, archived)
# this is most WOO
as always, you kerazy loon.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:22, archived)
# Ha ha
Lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:26, archived)
# hahahaha
Great as ever!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:27, archived)
# I would like to know,
which programs do people use to do their fancy animations? Do tell.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:27, archived)
# i did this using after effects mostly
which is a bit like posh flash
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:30, archived)
# I see.
Whenever I do an animation, I do it by creating a GIMP layer at a time. It gets complicated when you need to use lots of layers to make a layer. It's more time consuming than stop-motion animation.

This took ages:



I wondered if people were using packages like flash that you program to create intermediate frames etc. instead of painstakingly creating each frame themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:36, archived)
# I also use GIMP 2
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

This took @ 7 hours!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)
# Hahaha
You know it!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:28, archived)
# fan
tastic
(I helped save b3ta! PoofBird ~V~, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:30, archived)
# Pfffft
thats ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:30, archived)
# FP this now
MM has too many FPs but he deserves them. damn him.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:30, archived)
# hahah
a
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:40, archived)
# :D
grand, as usual
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)
# awesome.
*clicks it hard*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 12:31, archived)
# heheh
I want that to win the challenge, just to see how it is described in the newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)
# Too far!!
That is by far the most disturbing image I have seen for a very long time. Excellent work!!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 16:40, archived)