I only ever eat at McDevils...

...if my friends go there, so i took great pleasure in making this at some ungodly hour :)

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(FoetalYouth, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 3:07, archived)

i never eat there
only drink milkshakes
and thats if im desperate
(Alpen, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 3:11, archived)

Milkshakes?
It's soft-scoop ice cream in a cup :)
(FoetalYouth, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 3:12, archived)

yup yup
part from the one i got which i tipped upside down for 5 mins and it didnt fall it was soo thick
(Alpen, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 3:13, archived)

ITS BETTER
than tyre weld.
(carlos the jackhandle, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 3:14, archived)

I'm actually a vegetarian.
I used to eat the fries, until my girlfriend (who was a mcd's manager) told me that when they said they fried them in 100% vegetable oil, what they meant was 100% vegetable oil plus some beef tallow.

Sick bastards. I ought to sue.
(Monkeypuppet, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 3:28, archived)

i don't even eat there
if my friends go there.
We were once on a long road trip, and they all wanted to stop at a mcdonalds to eat, and i said i didn't eat there in principal.
They went there anyway, and i went hungry.
It was the only chance to eat all day.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 3:15, archived)

Whether
you could actually decribe it as eating or not is another argument for another day :)
(FoetalYouth, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 3:16, archived)

Are you American?
( Az The Spaz, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 3:17, archived)

No,
I'm nocturnal :)
(FoetalYouth, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 3:18, archived)

no
not even vaguely.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 3:19, archived)

Sorry

( Az The Spaz, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 3:20, archived)

: P
/insulted (probably faking)
( gracielou, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 3:22, archived)

just the way
you typed the message sounded like SOOO American
( Az The Spaz, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 3:29, archived)

i think i begin to turn american
late at night.
I get urges to eat as much as I can and nuke my neighbours.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 3:48, archived)

what me?
nooooooooo.don't think so any way, oh sorry, wrong link, carry on!
(carlos the jackhandle, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 3:21, archived)

Haiku
McDonald's is shit.
Nothing but dead animals.
Served in a soft bun.
(ElectricMonk is falling awake on, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 3:20, archived)