one for the girlies


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( Dill, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 13:53, archived)

Men like to help
am I wrong?
(allergic to curry ...instant Karma's gonna get you..., Sun 12 Jan 2003, 13:58, archived)

depends on what's
on offer as payment, we're always seeking profit one way or another, probably the old hunter gatherer thing
( Dill, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 14:01, archived)

A man would surely
do anything to help his woman. If she knows how to ask.

/looks coy, and sticks chest out
(allergic to curry ...instant Karma's gonna get you..., Sun 12 Jan 2003, 14:19, archived)

I'll help!
actually, I'll just surf the internet for a while first... ;)
( rogan, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 14:22, archived)

Aaww, hon?
Help me now...........please........ because you're so big and strong......*swoon*
(allergic to curry ...instant Karma's gonna get you..., Sun 12 Jan 2003, 14:29, archived)

sure
I'll come down to cambridge as soon as I've eaten my lunch!
( rogan, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 14:32, archived)

Oh, no, you want to keep that appetite
handsome.....
(allergic to curry ...instant Karma's gonna get you..., Sun 12 Jan 2003, 14:36, archived)

poor, poor
non-curry eating allergic to curry.
*sobs*
( stouffer, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 14:03, archived)

Don't cry, sweetie
Just give me a hand with this big heavy box, would you? Ta.... :)

/bats eyelashes seductively
(allergic to curry ...instant Karma's gonna get you..., Sun 12 Jan 2003, 14:17, archived)

obviously you've read
part two
( Dill, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 14:24, archived)

Read it? I wrote it!
:o)
(allergic to curry ...instant Karma's gonna get you..., Sun 12 Jan 2003, 14:34, archived)

I've never eaten curry
i can't get close enough to try it, the smell makes sick
(and by sick i mean vomit)
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 14:25, archived)

The smell's ok
it's the doubling up afterwards I object to.
(allergic to curry ...instant Karma's gonna get you..., Sun 12 Jan 2003, 14:32, archived)

sounds nasty

( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 14:34, archived)

Ooh, yes
anything spicy does that to me. And Mushrooms, and bananas.
(allergic to curry ...instant Karma's gonna get you..., Sun 12 Jan 2003, 14:38, archived)