honest adverts

too subtle?

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( Dill, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 14:39, archived)

but but
I liked 'Looking Through Gary Gilmore's Eyes'
plus FACT: I used to know a lass with the punk moniker of Gaye Abandon.
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 14:45, archived)

sounds like you and I
would be about the same age matey,
( Dill, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 14:46, archived)

no
comment.
( stouffer, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 14:47, archived)

thats
comment enough
( Dill, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 14:47, archived)

quite.
do you have a tartan rug and slaver a lot?
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 14:51, archived)

not quite
but I've just got a car with GTi badges,
looking for lost youth?
( Dill, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 14:55, archived)

no thanks
I've had some already
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 14:59, archived)

Mine was Fuck Edge
cos I used to get fucked up and listen to Minor Threat :o)
( fuzzbucket, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 14:47, archived)

query
who r these dudes?
(conkers deep, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 16:37, archived)