SORRY!
It was the first thing that popped in my head...


edit: I love you, Rob!

From the Selling Celibacy challenge. See all 245 entries (closed)

( Scoopzilla Cratchett is going to be a faazhaa, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 20:05, archived)

hahah *polishes forehead*
thats better! it glitters!
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 20:06, archived)

Winner!
The ginger hair does it for me.

*EDIT* or rather the ginger eyebrows...
( Monty "Merry" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 20:06, archived)

And all of us id assume

( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 20:07, archived)

haha
oops
( Milkman Dan, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 20:08, archived)

but.. but.. but..
without mr teh rob, there'd be no b3ta

and we'd all be posting shit on ebaumsworld

*cries*
( Lend Me Your Eyes twitter.com/lendmeyoureyes, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 20:09, archived)

GET UP AND GET A JOB BELLA YOU LAZY CUNT!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 20:09, archived)

hahah *smells b3taism*

( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 20:09, archived)

BELLA END

( Lend Me Your Eyes twitter.com/lendmeyoureyes, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 20:11, archived)

OI!
Do you want anything from the towns?
( Scoopzilla Cratchett is going to be a faazhaa, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 20:14, archived)

Thanks for asking
I stocked up on 2,000 tea bags and got all the Little Miss books when I was there last.

The 7/11 on Brookhurst and Garfield sells all manner of british food and such. Right now it's christmas cracker central. They sell beans and pies and chip shop curry packets. Real crisps and english cheese. I stop in and get everything to make myself a dinner once a week.

A four pack of Boddingtons and it feels like I'm back in blighty.
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 20:22, archived)

DAMN BODDINGTONS!!!!
How I LOVE THEE!!!!!
( Scoopzilla Cratchett is going to be a faazhaa, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 20:23, archived)

*shudder*
*beats* what!? surely youve been told about saying the Ebaum word!
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 20:09, archived)

Which word?

( Koba Swim across the Volga and get my kite back Dmitry, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 20:10, archived)

all of them!
Ebaumsworld took my childhood then raped my dog.



and gave birth to my sister.

Shes in the Huffbuffington dungeons right now, forever wailing in pain and torment
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 20:11, archived)

ebaumsword?

( Lend Me Your Eyes twitter.com/lendmeyoureyes, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 20:11, archived)

*shudder*
Fiend...
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 20:11, archived)

*prances*
( Lend Me Your Eyes twitter.com/lendmeyoureyes, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 20:14, archived)

*flaunces*

( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 20:17, archived)

*meanders*
( Lend Me Your Eyes twitter.com/lendmeyoureyes, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 20:18, archived)

*minces*

( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 20:21, archived)

Thank fook
He has a sense of humour.

*crosses fingers*
( Monty "Merry" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 20:09, archived)

Oof!
Reminds me of a girl in my school,one year below me,has anounced on friends reunited that she is giong to be a grandmother, she is 33!!!!!!!!!!!
( Mstandot, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 20:09, archived)

GILF!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 20:09, archived)

Like mother like daughter?

( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 20:11, archived)

This made me chuckle - it did.
Woo!

edit: but I agree with www.b3ta.com/board/6586746
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 20:09, archived)

My mum was about 35 actually

( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 5:30, archived)