This should do it

assuming they can read

From the Selling Celibacy challenge. See all 245 entries (closed)

( Puromycin will be pulling his cracker on, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:03, archived)

I like this a lot.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:03, archived)

Nice dribbly letters!
I'm off to bed now. Night night, b3ta
( Milkman Dan, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:05, archived)

G'night squire...

( benkai has not thought about biscuits since, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:05, archived)

G'night mate.

( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:06, archived)

Nighty night

( Puromycin will be pulling his cracker on, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:07, archived)

goodnight
i'm off for an early doors pint
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:08, archived)

lucky you!
*really is going now*
( Milkman Dan, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:09, archived)

Not sure about bad adez
but i do know that 100% of people that have sex WILL die!
( Coventry, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:08, archived)

in the case of necrophiliacs
50% already are, and loving it
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:09, archived)

I'd suggest that many more than 50% of participents in necrophiliac activities
are dead.

I am thinking that there are likely to be repeat offenders on the living side - that is men who fuck a lot of corpses, but that it is unlikely that many corpses get passed around a ring of necrophiliacs.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:12, archived)

if you don't know, don't guess
i deal with facts
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:15, archived)

Hummm
Do the dead count as necrophiles or rape victims?

I doubt they'd give consent some how...

Would you put it in your will or what?

..."I being of sound mind and cold body request a game of "any holes a goal" after i have passed on"...

maybe i'm just crossing the line here.
( Coventry, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:30, archived)

there's a case on in the USA right now
regarding whether a dead deer is an animal or not, regarding sex lawZZZ.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:33, archived)

America,
Fuck Yeah!
( Coventry, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:35, archived)

put that on a poster
and compo it.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:10, archived)