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( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:22, archived)

He nearly ruled the entire Western world?

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:23, archived)

no he killed his wife and topped himself
Oh and had a problem bending his arm when waving to people.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:25, archived)

And he was the most powerful man in the world for more than half a decade.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:27, archived)

so was Carl Rove.
And Hoover, I think.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:29, archived)

No,
that was James Dyson.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:31, archived)

not that sucker!

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:34, archived)

Eva let on that he farted in bed and had one ball?
but otherwise was the same watercolour speedfreak as Winnie?
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:24, archived)

Here is a good reason not to have kids
money.guardian.co.uk/news_/story/0,,1944532,00.html
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:28, archived)

It's a lot more than that.
These days it is bloody hard to live on one income - Jim not working means that I am raising kids and feeding and housing and supporting 4 on £20k.

To be honest I am running at a defecit and I have no idea how people on lower wages even begin to manage.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:30, archived)

hello
welcome to my world.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:31, archived)

How many sproglodites?

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:31, archived)

2
but also a nice 4 bed I don't live in.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:33, archived)

Then move back in.
Or, alternatively, insist that she sells it or pays rent.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:34, archived)

not so easy
but I am now preparing custody papers, which would force a sale.

EDIT: though I'm likely to have to compromise, since it's a move in order to get back to legal contact with my kids.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:36, archived)

I have always told Jim that if she wants to split up then she goes
and I'd be happy to allow her visiting rights.

[EDIT: I have yet to understand why the law always sides with women on these things - i raised my first one - I had just broken my back - yet I bet that the courts would take her from me if anything happened.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:38, archived)

but you arent married
then it enters a whole different world of pain.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:39, archived)

I am married.
[EDIT: And I'm off to bed to find my wife.

Goodnight.]
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:40, archived)

then it will never be that simple

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:44, archived)

right on brother
fucking shit state of affairs, i decided to sod off
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:47, archived)

I hope you get to see your kids sometime soon
I've got to legislate to see mine.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:55, archived)

it is fucking rubbish mate
i hate having no control, getting blown all hot and cold so things changed all the time, so all i could think of doing was getting away for a bit, i hope you get proper access again mate, she is being a right cunt and no mistake
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:58, archived)

appreciated
and same with you.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 2:13, archived)

sorry!

( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:36, archived)

hahahah
nice!
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:38, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha!
*clicks*
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:43, archived)

Dyslexicness spoils my fun
I cant see what you changed it all reads teh same to me.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:45, archived)

It looks the same because it is the same.

( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:53, archived)

ah you compo'd it
now I get it. Doh.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 2:45, archived)

it'd be half that if the ex's didn't fuck the fathers over :)

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:30, archived)

Britian?
tax payers needs an apostrophe too.
( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:31, archived)

I always spell Britain wrong, damn it.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:37, archived)

cheers
fixed now
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:40, archived)

You didn't even compo it!
edit: all fixed now. woo!
re-edit: the apostrophe goes after the 's' as it refers to all the tax payers, not just one.

/late night punctuation pedantry
( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:51, archived)

0_0

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 1:58, archived)

sad, isn't it?

( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 2:01, archived)

not that.
I'm just lazy and its late.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 2:16, archived)

Haha
A fan of Freaks and Geeks, I see.
( Grampa, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 2:20, archived)

of what now?

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 2:44, archived)