I was taking a piss in a public lav once

the old guy next to me, wearing a similar style coat, started jacking off and making weird snuffly noises
( surfpunk Strike Me Flamin' 'andsome, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 8:20, archived)

Haha
I've heard about people doing that that on the trains as well...
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 8:35, archived)

My Ex got covered in Nut butter at a bus stop once..
By some old perv!

I was gutted as she hadnt even let me do that to her at the time!
( caffeinefreak, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 8:59, archived)

selfish bitch...is that why you dumped her?

( surfpunk Strike Me Flamin' 'andsome, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 9:08, archived)

that's the last time I take a piss
next to George Michaels!
( surfpunk Strike Me Flamin' 'andsome, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 9:07, archived)