Ghost Wanking


From the Selling Celibacy challenge. See all 245 entries (closed)

(samwisethesick, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 19:58, archived)

hahahahahaha.....but....
what if you are left handed?
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 20:07, archived)

I'm left handed
And apparantly fucked.
(Kazi, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 20:12, archived)

you have to lay on it for a while
until it goes all numb and then.....oops!
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 20:15, archived)

go on
i dont know this techniqe
( Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 20:26, archived)

or you can hold a bag of frozen peas until your hand's cold - and put on a latex glove - and then it feels like someone else
...

or so i hear.
*cough*
( Seventh takes the LER out of FLATTERY, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 20:34, archived)

Lie on your cock until it goes numb.
Then it feels like you're wanking someone else off.
( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 20:36, archived)

Haha!

( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 20:44, archived)

or lie on ya cock,
and lie on your hand. apparently it feels like someone else getting wanked off.
( anhamgrimmar, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 20:52, archived)

pffft

( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 21:29, archived)

true
so true
( deodar ant thinks the King Midas Sound album rules, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 20:07, archived)

but I only have one hand.

*snf snf*

/mopes
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 20:08, archived)

I go one step further.
I inject my left hand with a local anaesthetic so I can date-rape it.
( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 20:13, archived)

*steals idea*

( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 20:14, archived)

REPLY OF THE MILLENIUM
hahahahahahahahahahaha!
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 20:17, archived)