try it teens


From the Selling Celibacy challenge. See all 245 entries (closed)

( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:14, archived)

Lacks spooge.

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:17, archived)

hence the frustration.

( Willwillwritehiswill : Voted "Best"!, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:24, archived)

fair point, well made.

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:26, archived)

sooo
its better for teens to kill each other in frustration rather than have sex?
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:27, archived)

Yes
but only if they film it on camera phones and post it on YouTube.
(Jack Rarebit ...We like chillies, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:36, archived)

it's better for them to kill each other while having sex.
and while i watch, eating cheesecake.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:41, archived)

i was wondering
where the postbear fetish got its name.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:44, archived)

i blame the dead (and the undead).

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:51, archived)

Cellent sir cellent!
:o)
( benkai has not thought about biscuits since, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:29, archived)

good evening boss

( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:35, archived)

Evening Squire...
Well I for one am knackered.... How are you?
( benkai has not thought about biscuits since, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:36, archived)

same here
roll on christmas...
when do you guys shut up shop for the hols?
( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:37, archived)

I think the 22nd this year... Through til the 3rd....
No doubt I'll find some work to do though!!

in other news I've lost my tiny little mind:

www.b3ta.com/board/6590741
( benkai has not thought about biscuits since, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:39, archived)

yes
i've just replied to it you nutjob

"Fry Fishing" by J R Hartley
( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:40, archived)

I once did a book based on that title....
But all my pics are on my old laptop.... Anyway it was Fly Fisting... By.... YOu get the picture :o)
( benkai has not thought about biscuits since, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:42, archived)

needs more lube

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:31, archived)

hahaha
linky to my personal campaign from last night ;)
( Mushroom, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:32, archived)

hahahahahah dont be fucking rediculous!
you're beautiful!
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:33, archived)

if you're not just being excessively kind
you're in a minority :P

thanks though! *blush*
( Mushroom, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:35, archived)

you are in there
quick dust off the ball gag
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:37, archived)

Stone the bleeding crows mate!
How's the Oz summer treating you? I hope youhave Bankok out your system....
( benkai has not thought about biscuits since, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:40, archived)

did he go through the airport door sideways or something?
;)
( Mushroom, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:41, archived)

it seem in the eyes of young thai girls i am sex on legs
that and the fact i have more than a tenner to my name and a uk passport
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:44, archived)

At the moment....
haha....
( benkai has not thought about biscuits since, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:46, archived)

bankok was nice, a little seedy, dirty and smelly, just how i like it
so far sydney is smashing, just having breakfast then it's off to the zoo to see if i can get in a kangaroos pocket
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:42, archived)

The Zoo is Aceness.... :o)
I wasn't so keen on Sydney, but it has some top places... If you miss Bankok too much, get yourself down Kings Cross.... They have an excellent pizza hut!
( benkai has not thought about biscuits since, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:44, archived)

i'm staying in kings cross
off to newcastle tomorrow to meet some b3tan, trying to get hold of gronkpan for a pint tonight, but i don't seem to be having much luck
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:45, archived)

Found any decent beer yet?
I struggled on that front... Fuckin VD bitter! Yuck!
( benkai has not thought about biscuits since, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:47, archived)

o'malleys has nice guinness
i'm sticking with that at the mo
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:51, archived)

Fair play...
I stayed in a really swanky 5* hotel when I was there, cause it worked out at £10pn ($aus on it's arse) but I some how feel I missed out on the sense of adventure you get staying in KC :o)
( benkai has not thought about biscuits since, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:52, archived)

Ha!
you think that's bad?
www.flickr.com/photos/milknosugar/293321556/in/pool-b3tabashes/
( chunderbunny, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:49, archived)