Be Cool - Don't use your Tool!

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From the Selling Celibacy challenge. See all 245 entries (closed)

( BubaMan is dead centre on the B3ta bell-curve, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:38, archived)

I think I have been done.....
It doesn't move or nowt!
( benkai has not thought about biscuits since, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:41, archived)

did you do anything?

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:41, archived)

I think so...
..unless Winkler is a part-time preist
( BubaMan is dead centre on the B3ta bell-curve, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:43, archived)

ooh
just figured you ripped it off the winkler religion hompage
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:44, archived)

heey?????

( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:42, archived)

Eeeeeeeeey
Nice

Wait a minute ... what's he doing with his other hand!
( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:46, archived)

Not using his tool...
?
( benkai has not thought about biscuits since, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:46, archived)

You mean
somebody else's?
( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:47, archived)

Missed a trick for animated gif there
2 frames was all it needed
( BubaMan is dead centre on the B3ta bell-curve, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:49, archived)

sex can wait
masturbate
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:48, archived)

this?

( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:49, archived)

yep

( BubaMan is dead centre on the B3ta bell-curve, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:50, archived)

Now it moves! Now it moves.....
*Passes out*
( benkai has not thought about biscuits since, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:51, archived)

happy to oblige squire

( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:51, archived)

Stroking the choir boy's head

( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:03, archived)

I've not come across that one before...
the euphomism, that is.
( BubaMan is dead centre on the B3ta bell-curve, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:04, archived)

Sorry I should have made it clearer
he is stroking the silky soft ringlets of a young alto as he performs phalacio on him.
( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:09, archived)

( mofaha, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:50, archived)

heyyyyyy

( the RAND corporation - thats Hitlertainment..., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:54, archived)

heeeeeeeyyyyyy!

( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:16, archived)

I was going to do the face of moira hindley the other day,
but It was hard, so I didn't try.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:21, archived)