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( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:48, archived)

mehhh
i've had worse.
(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:49, archived)

Ooooh, the lesser spotted bird eating spider!
Raaaar!
( benkai has not thought about biscuits since, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:50, archived)

I think you mean
'heavily spotted'
( mofaha, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:51, archived)

hahahaha...
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww! :o)

Why does it make me think of the flake song?

Only the flakest, crustiest fabric.....
( benkai has not thought about biscuits since, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:53, archived)

Captain.... Ca-a-a-a-a-ave Pa-a-a-a-a-ants!!!
Unga Bunga!

Ewww
(Phoenixx73 I Reject your reality and substitute my own., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:51, archived)

HAAHAHAHAHAAAHAAAHHAAAAAAr

( Cashy, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:10, archived)

*Vomits*
*Keeps vomiting*
*Dies*

/Woo
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:51, archived)

furry muff

( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:52, archived)

furburger
extra juicy

its what my uncle got when he would get us food, wouldnt come back for hours though.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:53, archived)

haha
its what my uncle got when he would get us food, wouldnt come back for hours though.
( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:54, archived)

at least thats what my sister said
/incest
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:56, archived)

day three under the floorboards shot, from the looks of it.
which seems no deterrent to me....
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:54, archived)

It probably wouldn't be to a horny 15 year old either.

( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:56, archived)

i'd hope not.
the only hope for our planet lies in human extinction via perversion.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:09, archived)

True
and then it will all start again in a few million years time.
( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:42, archived)

i ahve full confidence in virus and prion dominance.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 0:07, archived)

Daddy?

( chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:54, archived)

Or chips?

( benkai has not thought about biscuits since, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:55, archived)

nah, it's daddy...
there were two of them in chips
and they had motorbikes
( chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:03, archived)

haha...

( benkai has not thought about biscuits since, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:06, archived)

That's chuffing ace.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:15, archived)

hahahaha
that almost made me lose some whiskey :)
( chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:22, archived)

but where's the willy?

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:55, archived)

Can't you see it?
It's above the yellow-ness....

Just saw your 365 - Sorry you had such a torrid time getting around :o(
( benkai has not thought about biscuits since, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:56, archived)

s'allright pet!
i'm okaaaaaay... bit tired though!
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:07, archived)

I bet you are.
I'm leaning towards the tired side too.... I think in total I've slept for 22 hours this week... Hmmm..... Silly boy :o)
( benkai has not thought about biscuits since, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:08, archived)

there
*flashes*
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:58, archived)

*takes photo*

*sells*

*profitS*
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:05, archived)

don't expect to make much money from it
infact you may have to pay people to take it off your hands
:¬)
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:08, archived)

I'll give you 10p tutt

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:15, archived)

I've got Earl Grey and Assam,
but I only have 8p.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:26, archived)

hahahahahahaha
fantastic
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:56, archived)

is it me....
or is that piss stain getting darker?
(Phoenixx73 I Reject your reality and substitute my own., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:58, archived)

ah
you have keen eye for detail sir ;)
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 22:59, archived)

believe me....
it aint on purpose!
(Phoenixx73 I Reject your reality and substitute my own., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:00, archived)

Just wishful thinking...
Now go wash your eyes out!
( benkai has not thought about biscuits since, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:00, archived)

It certainly is

( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:02, archived)

Hurrah!~

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:03, archived)

The best of all piss stains

( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:14, archived)

:)
b3ta.com/board/6590068
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:16, archived)

hahahaha!

( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:36, archived)

Sexy time!

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:14, archived)

Ugh.
I've jst got in from rum and whiskey. Make it stpo.
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:18, archived)

Good choice
Rum's braw, drink it with water.
( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:19, archived)

Nooooo, rum is evil
Or rather, it is at the moment. If I'd stuck to the whiskey it would be fine
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:23, archived)

I used to like it with lemonade
until one summer evening my my grandmar made me drink the stuff with water, she refused to let me drink it with lemonade because it was not the 'proper way'. With water you can really taste the rum. What whisky were you drinking?
( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:39, archived)

well
maybe not THAT much, but I really rather PREFER something down there. Makes me feel like I KNOW I'm actually having sex with someone in the right age bracket.

Or maybe I just like hairy.
( Scoopzilla Cratchett is going to be a faazhaa, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:54, archived)