NWS!!
this is my first ever entry & it's a graphic one.
not for the faint hearted!


From the Selling Celibacy challenge. See all 245 entries (closed)

( Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 15:35, archived)

that's NSFA
don't click it ever
( gravytrain, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)

AHH, no, jesus, fucking christ
why? fucking why?

God, no.

Jesus.
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)

i clicked, closed my eyes and didn't actually look at it
someone want to check the coast for me?
( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)

I'm 'Fraid to
*Peaks between Fingers*
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 15:39, archived)

...bit breezy, stronger winds later, sailing conditions: fair to middling

( The Great Architect, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 15:43, archived)

:D

( mugatu what the deuce?, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 15:43, archived)

:D
www.b3ta.com/board/6593395
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 15:49, archived)

*feels useful*

( mugatu what the deuce?, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 15:58, archived)

*Gives therapy to Miss Useful*

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 15:59, archived)

Miss Young Master
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 16:00, archived)

Filth
Pure filth.
( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 16:01, archived)

=)

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 16:02, archived)

Thanks

( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 15:46, archived)

*sets sail*
See you in the summer!
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 15:46, archived)

TO CHINA!

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 15:49, archived)

*rows furiously across Europe*

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 15:49, archived)

LOOK OUT HERE COMES A MIDDLING WIND!!!!

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 15:49, archived)

LOOK OUT HERE COMES A WIDDLING MIND!!!!

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 15:52, archived)

MIND THE GAP!!!!

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 15:55, archived)

*minds*

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 15:57, archived)

holy aaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhh
i think that would put me off sex forever.

but if the fanny looked like that
id just cry and run

edit: holy shit that poor penis, please please please tell me that person was euthanised to protect him from painful depressions
( CactusEater What's Wrong With A Little Destruction?, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 15:38, archived)

that ranks up there with tub girl and goatse
very much not for those with a weak stomach.
but bloody true.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 15:39, archived)

true indeed
and the best campaign against sex.
( Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 15:46, archived)

o_O

( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 15:39, archived)

i doubt that's much of a concern for me

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 15:39, archived)

The bottom picture is, shorely?
Or are you an alien with strange beautiful naughty parts, the likes of which we've never seen before?
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 15:48, archived)

oh right
i didnt let it all load

plusn i dont have sex ARF
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 15:52, archived)

Ah. Yes, you've got me there.

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 15:54, archived)

hahahaha
was that an offer or a statement?

;)
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 16:10, archived)

Oh.
Oh my.
( Fork Chuff off, you chuff., Fri 1 Dec 2006, 15:39, archived)

And I quote
"hroar hair new deed meant solid six life gowns fell hid pain think meet sank
sour flew
don't waint"
( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 15:40, archived)

good thing
the url was a clue...
(radja, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 15:41, archived)

The 'poepgat' bit?

( Fork Chuff off, you chuff., Fri 1 Dec 2006, 15:42, archived)

poepgat is anus in dutch
couldn't think of a name for my album :/
( Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 15:43, archived)

Well I never!

( Fork Chuff off, you chuff., Fri 1 Dec 2006, 15:47, archived)

And you wont ever again
after looking at that.
( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 15:49, archived)

Prezactomondo

( Fork Chuff off, you chuff., Fri 1 Dec 2006, 15:49, archived)

No.
No. No. No. No. No.

No.
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Fri 1 Dec 2006, 15:42, archived)

holy shitting nip-fuck!
that's NASTY.
( mugatu what the deuce?, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 15:43, archived)

Dick dipped in pink rice krispies
nowt wrong with that
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 15:46, archived)

handy
for ppl who don't have time for breakfast
( Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 15:50, archived)

True
And would make a nice change from fluff and smegma.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 15:50, archived)

You should demand they clean their cocks before noshing.

( Fork Chuff off, you chuff., Fri 1 Dec 2006, 15:52, archived)

Who are *they*?

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 15:55, archived)

They come in the night...

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 15:57, archived)

You know... they.
Over there.
*gestures*
Don't look!
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 15:58, archived)

*can't help it - LOOKS*
aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

*eyes get covered in pink rice krispies*
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 16:03, archived)

*sends to GU clinic*

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 16:04, archived)

For the love of god
That didn't just put me off having sex: It put me off possessing genitalia...

*chop*
( Captain V, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 15:46, archived)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*inhales*
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 15:47, archived)

thats..
horrid.

Imagine vinegar and salt on that... omfg
( Capt. Tastic, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 15:49, archived)

would....
...sting
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 15:52, archived)

Look at the state of that nail

( The Great Architect, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 15:54, archived)

I truly, truly
don't want to. Really.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 15:59, archived)

FP it now.

(Mr MacTarpaulinsmythe, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 15:56, archived)

At least make it Christmassy
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May still be unsafe for anything.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 16:01, archived)

well..
he always does claim to have sacks full of goodies
( Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 16:04, archived)

( mictoboy, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 16:01, archived)

he's going through a lot of pants today!

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Fri 1 Dec 2006, 16:02, archived)

HAHAHA

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 16:04, archived)

alien?

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 16:08, archived)

zut alors!

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 16:34, archived)

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 16:03, archived)

( Fork Chuff off, you chuff., Fri 1 Dec 2006, 16:05, archived)

hahahahah

( mictoboy, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 16:13, archived)

>:)

( Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 16:13, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
i love that

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 16:28, archived)

*annoys*

( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 16:36, archived)

awww
that almost made me feel better...almost
(missyoshi ms paint is where it's at, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 14:50, archived)