another dose of shite


From the Selling Celibacy challenge. See all 245 entries (closed)

( the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:12, archived)

Ha!
Woo I just think I've been dumped by text!
( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:12, archived)

you're lucky, haven't seen me biatch for 2 weeks!!!
and she texts me to say I'm NOT dumped!!!
/confused
( the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:16, archived)

You're dumped.
and she's shagging DARREN FUCKING DAY!!!
( 10,000 Shitting Monkeys are breaking into your house right now!!!!!!!!!!!!, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:33, archived)

Is it unclear?

( teedyay, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:16, archived)

Surely thats not a good thing
unless she was a bit of a bitch no offence intended
( Monsieur Monster FALALALALALALALALAFEL!, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:16, archived)

Not a biach
Both of us work long hours. Plus the PMT fairy is about. Her phone is off as she is working, so I've offered a compromise.
The issue is the amount of time we get to see each other.
( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:20, archived)

take a little break from it,
wait for her to call you, spend your extra free time getting drunk, start seeing other people, then ask yourself ten years later where it all went wrong
( techierob, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:24, archived)

I'm working on the drunk bit.
But that's more of a Friday thing.
( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:28, archived)

splendid
you sir are a credit to the gender
( techierob, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:28, archived)

Really?
Text is the best of all the dumps.
It means you don't have to scream at your ex-respective other.

That being said, sorry to hear that, dude.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:18, archived)

look on the bright side,
she saved a few pence by waiting til after 5, off-peak..

seriously, sorry to hear that, but enjoy the money you'll now start to see again
( The Great Architect, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:19, archived)

*stifles snigger*
I'm sorry, bud!

not YOU, Archie!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:20, archived)

Pffft
you harsh bastard :D
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:20, archived)

Hmmmm... Thrifty
...
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:20, archived)

Thank you.
That really made me smile:)
( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:21, archived)

sorry mate, that was a bit harsh of me
I was only jesting :-)
( The Great Architect, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:22, archived)

No.
I made me giggle, maybe even gaffor!
( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:25, archived)

you can go out and pull with a clear conscience!!!
/every cloud has a silver lining blog
( the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:22, archived)

so hold me close
don't let me go...
( the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:24, archived)

I, yes I love you and I think that you know

( the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:28, archived)

Do ya know

( the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:30, archived)

apparently "rebound" is good.
apparently.
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:23, archived)

In your dreams.
I know how hard it is to turn down a roadie twice your age and weight:P
( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:24, archived)

seconded

( the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:24, archived)

I've never seen it....
Who's in it?
( benkai has not thought about biscuits since, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:26, archived)

better than getting a call in homebase

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:20, archived)

I've offered to take a pay cut and get more time off, so hopefully that'll help.
But I'm hoping that her son will tell her that she's being stupid. For a 12 year old he's very old for his age.
( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:23, archived)

96?

( the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:25, archived)

Well put it this way.
He gets himself up in the morning, makes himself brekkie and gets himself off to school.
( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:29, archived)

better than getting out of hospital and finding they're with someone else

( Mushroom, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:24, archived)

That happened to me once.

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:27, archived)

nasty isn't it?

( Mushroom, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:27, archived)

Yes.
The bitch of it was that I had two broken wrists (one compound, hence the hospital stay) and I was hoping that she'd do things for me since I was incapable.

Turns out she was wise to that one though. Cow.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:31, archived)

Those feckin 7 year comas!!
I hate them!
( benkai has not thought about biscuits since, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:28, archived)

I was only in for under a week
*sigh*
( Mushroom, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:30, archived)

:(
I was wondering why you seemed a little down in the dumps recently. You ok?
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:26, archived)

*imagines*
"#Bing-Bong#
The 18:32 to Bristol is now arriving at platform 3. Passengers travelling to 32 Avan Terrace should note that their belongings have been left in a cardboard box in the garden.
#Bong-Bing#"
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:26, archived)

you forgot to mention that it's running late

( the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:29, archived)

It's cheaper, electricity wise, to only announce on-time trains.

( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:33, archived)

sorry dude
if I had the hummus I'd make a "Tesco Value You've Been Dumped" card

:(
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 18:04, archived)

hahaha
I hoped I'd never see that picture again :)
( Hamster Trippin', Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:13, archived)

I know what you mean
I hate cliff too
( the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:16, archived)

He's gay
His faith won't allow him to be though...
/theory
( Monsieur Monster FALALALALALALALALAFEL!, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:20, archived)

I've always thought that
He just looks too purty.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:23, archived)