The answer is to teach them about safe sex when they're young
And what better time than christmas?


(Ok, so this is selling safe sex rather than celibacy. So are half the other compo entries)

From the Selling Celibacy challenge. See all 245 entries (closed)

(BlueLemur, Sat 2 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)

Also, not worth its own thread, but...
...this is what a B3ta Front Page actually does to a website:


(BlueLemur, Sat 2 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)

Hahaha
Blimey!
( The Coast Of Yemen Sheffield Bash, Dec 4th, see calendar, Sat 2 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)

yeah, you got the worst kind
the 200+k gif frontpage is a bit painful on the old bandwidth
( Mushroom, Sat 2 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)

indeedy
my last couple have killed my sites bandwidth ;)
( MrHaze likes to poo, Sat 2 Dec 2006, 14:28, archived)

You should see what a viral does to a website..
(it's dutch, but you'll get the point)

August was the beginning of my cat-viral..


( c_kick trendalizer.hnldesign.nl, Sat 2 Dec 2006, 14:37, archived)

hahaha
:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 2 Dec 2006, 15:04, archived)

haha!
Chuffing hell.
I hope you got a good deal on that monster.
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Sat 2 Dec 2006, 15:15, archived)

my epilepsy animation caused my website to sink without trace
and it wasn't even front paged

a months bandwidth in about 4 hours :D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 2 Dec 2006, 14:41, archived)

haha! oh yes.
I've just be trying to work out why I've done 500mb in the last day...

Turns out it's hippos.
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Sat 2 Dec 2006, 14:46, archived)

they are quite big animals
they need more bytes to represent them in pictorial form, innit

If you are worried about bandwidth, perhaps you should do only pictures of small animals or objects :D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 2 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)