Hmmm Eggs

God its took me so long to come up with an entry for this comp, how lame is that!!!!

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( Chumfatty, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 0:51, archived)

A) they haven't
B) either that's a repost or it's bizarrely identical to someone elses
C) I love you
(_, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 0:52, archived)

you may be thinking
of this:
www.b3ta.com/board/647621
( Spoon, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 0:54, archived)

That's the one
It's not as similar as I thought
(_, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 0:55, archived)

Honest its no repost
If I ve stole someones idea it wasn't intentional. Maybe I sub-consiously copied someone because its took me day to think of something. Sooo Lame.

PS love you too
( Chumfatty, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 0:56, archived)

they only have one hole
dont they?
( limpfish, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 0:59, archived)

They come from
the chuff, not the arse.
(jonnies, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 0:56, archived)

They have thsi one opening, just like reptiles
the cloaca, which comes from the Latin for "sewer".
and it disturbs me that I know this
( Artamnesia, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 4:36, archived)

When Roy Jenkins died last week...
his last words were "I would like two eggs, lightly poached".

How cool is that?
( Lardmonster, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 0:56, archived)

ooh
didn't know he had died. he was pretty old though i spose
( Spoon, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 0:59, archived)

No no,
he was a practising Buddhist. He said "I would like to be two eggs, lightly poached".

Let's hope he got the reincarnation he wanted.
(_, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 0:59, archived)

and
he had an affair with Shirley Macleane according to Popbitch
(lib319, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 1:00, archived)

Gosh. Popbitch, eh?
It must be true!
( Lardmonster, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 1:01, archived)

on his deathbed?
Jesus! was that before or after the eggs?
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 1:03, archived)

I think you're getting confused...
he said "lightly poached", not "lightly fertilised".

"Boing!", said Zebedee, "time for bed!"

G'night folks :-)
( Lardmonster, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 1:05, archived)

YOU FUCKER!
i'm trying to clean my teeth here! i can't clean my teeth and laugh at the same time.
( evil pixie, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 1:16, archived)

dentists advise you take your socks/slippers etc off before you clean your teeth
and even better, do it outside because then you can just stand there and let your shivering arm/hand do a much better job than regular brushing :)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 1:30, archived)

With a USB
toothbrush?
( K3rry, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 1:34, archived)

Step
away from the computer
no one will be harmed
( Bud Muhnquai [ :( ], Mon 13 Jan 2003, 1:40, archived)