Should appeal to the yoof


From the Selling Celibacy challenge. See all 245 entries (closed)

(Rhysickle Proudly going without a signature until... now, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 18:17, archived)

WINNER
*clicks*
( Butters remembers when nostalgia used to be good., Sun 3 Dec 2006, 18:19, archived)

makes me think of meatwheels

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 18:20, archived)

either way it's a fun ride.
ning
( Willwillwritehiswill : Voted "Best"!, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 18:20, archived)

it's true!
I had a go kart, made it myself, had Honda 175 6 speed running gear, I'll get my coat, I was a geek.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 18:21, archived)

nothing wrong with that,
I'm building a car!

BTW: woo to the pic
( CommanderAce If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 18:24, archived)

first and
last car I ever built. I would not do it again.

( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 18:44, archived)

was the hardest part fitting the shed ontop of the engine?
car looks nice tho, is it a total fun deathtrap?
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 18:55, archived)

sorry for the delay
It was quite fun. Triumph GTR 6 rotoflex racing chassis, GT6 straight 6 2 ltr engine and what you see up there really. built it for 4 grand and sold it for 12. result.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 19:31, archived)

canny
so too much of an arse on and took too long to make any more?
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 19:33, archived)

took me 2 years to make
but I was 20 years old and full of spunk. I'd just pay some geezer to do it now and probably sell it without looking at it.

Bodywork is a Vincent's Hurricane if you are intrested based on a 52 Ferrari and meant to make the Spitfire look silly ( hey, a pram did that already )
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 19:52, archived)

I haven't got the skills, patience, time, energy or space to make a kitcar
still, sometimes nice to see them
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 20:11, archived)

Ahh, the smell of burning rubber

( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 3 Dec 2006, 18:22, archived)

The feeling of being very excited
and slightly nauseous...

and losing control on the curves..
(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 18:23, archived)

The big race to come first

( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 3 Dec 2006, 18:25, archived)

feeling like other people are somehow magically better at it than you
and being convinced their equipment is superior, and blaming that for your poor performance.

the mad rush, the build up, the tension,and then it's all over before you know it, and you feel like you should have got a bit more considering what you paid.
(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 18:29, archived)

The fact that it's been so long since the last time you did it
you know you'll be terrible, so you decide to go on the rollercoaster instead.
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 3 Dec 2006, 18:31, archived)

Feeling a column vibrating between your leg...
...s
(Rhysickle Proudly going without a signature until... now, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 18:44, archived)

'smuch
nicer up your arse.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 18:51, archived)

why is your leg up your arse?
I'd be hopping mad if that happened
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 19:12, archived)

Ha ha ha
'Think on' makes it.
( Baglady, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 18:23, archived)

Nice arse :)

(w0rmwood pearl Once you've gone tranny, you'll never want fanny, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 18:41, archived)

i remember
this drawing came up when i looked up "sex" on wikipedia. that teddy bear is just hilarious. i couldnt fuck a girl if i was lying next to a fucking pet
(MarkP0rter http://markp0rter.deviantart.com, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 18:44, archived)

This came up when I looked for Sex

BOYS!!!
Remember - women may look pretty, but will only ever be octopus freaks under their dresses.
(Rhysickle Proudly going without a signature until... now, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 18:52, archived)

nice tits though
.
(Rhysickle Proudly going without a signature until... now, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 18:53, archived)

so in old japanese cartoons
the _girls_ had the tentacles

:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 18:56, archived)

don't octopussies
have that awful looking sharp beak in the middle of their tentacles?

that's a brave guy, there.
( Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 19:08, archived)