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( giant_squid, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 21:13, archived)

and this is going to stop anything...
how? :D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 21:13, archived)

2

(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 21:14, archived)

3.141
mmmmmm PIE!
( Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Sun 3 Dec 2006, 21:25, archived)

Pie Teim!

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 22:09, archived)

hahaha what the FUCK is that popping from his pooper?

( Reckless_Rik, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 22:14, archived)

pretty much he's losing his inner self

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 22:15, archived)

ouch
he should get a website going ASAP
then we can point n00bs at it on tuesdays :)
( Reckless_Rik, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 22:22, archived)

oh
I haven't got the standard of art to make people look at a picture and be immediately physically sick and drench their monitor and themselves in their own rotting digestive putrescence.

But I think a few folk on here have, let's have an as sick an image as possible challenge, I'm sure we can find new depths of "wtf that's going too far!!!" on here :D

Or is that nawty? :(
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 22:24, archived)

3.14159265358979323327950288419716939937510
can someone check that for me,
see if I've remembered it right?

edit: I think I've left out an 846 somewhere...
(MrKane Resurrected According To Plan Nine, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 22:23, archived)

let's see
hmm
there's some numbers.

that'll do it for me
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 22:30, archived)

Ha!
I once got kicked out of a hotel for just that.
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 21:14, archived)

I broke a bed in a hotel once
and when I came back from breakfast the cleaner had been and had screwed a new leg onto the bed.

Nothing appeared on our bill, it was sweet.
( M3rx Winky winky bum bum poo poo titty titty, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 21:22, archived)

Was she
Heather Mills?
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 21:23, archived)

arf
nice one
( Rails [*·:·], Sun 3 Dec 2006, 21:36, archived)

Haha!
I was sick in the draw at another unit's mess one night, and when I got back from my duties the next evening my pants and socks were cleaned and back in the immaculate draw.

My first thought was 'who's been looking through my drawers?'
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 21:31, archived)

but then the day after you woke up and someone had shat in it?

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 21:35, archived)

No.
I was reminded of the story because I broke the leg off the bed as well.

Sadly this was by falling over pissed after a particularly heavy mess do.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 21:38, archived)

is it possible that you simply got away with it
and they thought that "oh no, some buggers puked in his drawers, just clean it up before someone gets their knickers in a twist over it"?

Or are they just really polite? :D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 22:34, archived)

Tart!

( Fluffy elephants stnahpele yffulF, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 21:23, archived)

How am I a tart? I could have been seeing the woman for years!
OK, I'm a tart
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 21:24, archived)

Tart!

(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 21:28, archived)

I could be a quiche

( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 21:30, archived)

Pervert

(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 21:33, archived)

quiche





Not even vaguely suitable for anything, ever.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 21:33, archived)

I twatting clicked that.
Damn.
( Fluffy elephants stnahpele yffulF, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 21:35, archived)

Yeah and I read the small print afterwards!
You had that picture to hand?!!
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 21:35, archived)

I have been wanting to post it since I found it
47 seconds before.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 21:37, archived)

How did you find that?!
Why?
(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 21:37, archived)

I am Manley.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 21:38, archived)

Oh,
you're manley?
I thought you were Rex Mundi?
(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 21:40, archived)

no, that's Zoot

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 21:43, archived)

Zoot Cadillac?
What happened to him?
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 21:45, archived)

he's Panasonic these days

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 21:56, archived)

Pasanonic isn't it?

( Six nicks a greeking fiiiiiive onion rings, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 22:03, archived)

You have pictures of women hiding milk bottles don't you?!

( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 21:38, archived)

bottles?
probably got a whole factory with associated supplier industry up there
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 22:18, archived)

UUUUAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH
why oh why did i click?
( Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 21:36, archived)

quiche
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 21:42, archived)

NO NO NO NO NO NO
thats just not pudding
( OneOfSome, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 22:06, archived)

from pictures like these
i swear to never ever have bum sex and end up with a saggin bum 'oley like that!
( wigglywoo i like jelly beeeeaaaans!, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 22:13, archived)

My eyes!
HOW WHY DID YOU FIND THAT?
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 22:27, archived)

FLAN!

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 21:33, archived)

Cunt!

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 21:34, archived)

panel

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 21:39, archived)

Member
of the Red Hand gang!
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 21:42, archived)

goat figger

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 21:44, archived)

shrew tamperer
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 21:45, archived)

No it doesn't;
drunken flatmates do.

Bastards.
(scoob666 Ain't Nuthin' Ta F' Wit, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 21:14, archived)

yes, but how are flatmates made? Sex, of course.
( giant_squid, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 21:20, archived)

Touche.

(v1ctory_1s_m1ne Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 21:26, archived)

Dum Dum?

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 21:36, archived)

hello squiddles
long time no see.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 21:15, archived)

hello. I don't find it as easy to come up with stuff for b3ta when I'm not sitting in front of the computer 14 hours a day frantically trying to think of things to do instead of my thesis. How goes it?
( giant_squid, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 21:19, archived)

it goes ok-ish
thesis coming along then?
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 21:21, archived)

'lo Mr H

( Keyboard Weasel, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 21:25, archived)

lo Weasel!

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 21:29, archived)

I finished it. I'm Dr. Squid.

Whatever you do, don't do a PhD.
( giant_squid, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 21:30, archived)

What was it on?

( Keyboard Weasel, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 21:31, archived)

Penis Enlargement.

( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 21:34, archived)

I get mail offering me that all the time

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 21:37, archived)

Paper. Boom Boom!


Actually:

"Hydrothermal synthesis of inorganic nanoparticles"

It sounds more impressive than it was.
( giant_squid, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 21:36, archived)

Using warm water to make small bits which aren't carbon?

( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 21:38, archived)

ooh! Evening! Doctor!

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 21:31, archived)

i wish you'd warned me years ago...

( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Sun 3 Dec 2006, 21:33, archived)

Indeed it does!
/voice of experience
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 3 Dec 2006, 21:31, archived)