99% of babies are born due to condom breakage.


From the Selling Celibacy challenge. See all 245 entries (closed)

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 9:16, archived)

My parents explained that to me as a child after I overheard an argument.

( gronkpan , a friend, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 9:21, archived)

What?
That sex is highly addictive?
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 9:25, archived)

Sure, why not.

( gronkpan , a friend, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 10:02, archived)

may cause a long term effect to your wallet

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 9:23, archived)

TOP TIP:
Put your condoms between some business cards to avoid having an unsightly ring pushed into the leather.
( gronkpan , a friend, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 9:25, archived)

what about
unsightly leather pushed into your ring?
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 9:29, archived)

Better yet, don't keep 'em your wallet in the first place.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 9:30, archived)

Yes, it is generally a sign of an optimist.

( gronkpan , a friend, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 9:32, archived)

That, and they perish in the heat.
 
Personally, I wouldn't give up the cock to an indiscriminate stranger, without getting to know them better..
one has other appendages, after all.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 9:35, archived)

At this stage of my life, I agree.

( gronkpan , a friend, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 9:44, archived)

31 and still disease-free!

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 9:51, archived)

TOP TIP
Save money on condoms. Turn them inside out after each use.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 9:31, archived)

anyone remember
the old safe sex advert with the chap talking about Geronimo and saying it was like having a bath with your socks on?
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 9:32, archived)

haha
yes. genius. i wonder how many kids he has.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 9:34, archived)

*clickety click*
very good
( Lend Me Your Eyes twitter.com/lendmeyoureyes, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 9:53, archived)