Quick and Easy


From the Selling Celibacy challenge. See all 245 entries (closed)

( Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:30, archived)

*clicks*

( fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:31, archived)

...that it probably involves a magenta cock?

( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:31, archived)

I should have put one on, shouldn't I.
( Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:32, archived)

I'm wearing mine.

(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:39, archived)

that we are creative beasts?

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:33, archived)

beasts breasts
( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:34, archived)

beasts breasts BAG OF COCKS
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:46, archived)

so let me get this straight?
"we are creative bag of cocks"


*ducks grammar police* and


/relurks
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:52, archived)

you made the fatal mistake of...
... believing anyone actually listens to me...

:(

/emo
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:57, archived)

That
it involves kittens?
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:33, archived)

good one

( Milkman Dan, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:33, archived)

Personally,
I prefer my sex hot...







...when I can get any, that is :¬(
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:34, archived)

*feels sorry for you*
*bends over*

go on, fill me up
( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:35, archived)

I'm not THAT easy, y'know *






*May not be 100% true ;¬)
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:38, archived)

Yes you are
Don't try to fool us (despite your ensmallerated text).
:)

( Flowerpot slip in heavenly piss, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:42, archived)

Probably that they failed to mention
that they meant solo sex :)

( Flowerpot slip in heavenly piss, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:35, archived)

Well I'm nearly always right.
So I don't think this is going to stop anyone.
( Afinkawan, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 15:35, archived)