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(bouncebackability Uppers for when I'm down, downers for when I'm up., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:10, archived)

Why am i not looking at your SPIDERMAN'S CURTAINS!

edit: welcome to b3ta, it's a madhouse
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:11, archived)

merci duckie


and as a long time lurker I know that a dose of major tranquilisers is long over due here.

I kinda like it that way though.
(bouncebackability Uppers for when I'm down, downers for when I'm up., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:27, archived)

Not true
girls can also finger themselves they say
( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:11, archived)

theres always jam and


_{so I hear}
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:16, archived)

I now wish I was a woman...
unless i cover my penis with ants and find an anteater...
( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:20, archived)

Is it that bright colour
so you don't forget where you've put it?
( Fluffy elephants stnahpele yffulF, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:11, archived)

pfft...
oh..
(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:12, archived)

blue...
yeah, well what can I say. First post and all, want to be able to find it in a few months time when I hopefully have some basic computing skills.
(bouncebackability Uppers for when I'm down, downers for when I'm up., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:16, archived)

basic computing skills are l33t
10 input "your name",a$
20 print "your name is ";a$;" willy-hat"
30 goto 20

literally minutes of amusement
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:19, archived)

I meant the dildo, you silly billy.
Didn't mean to upset you. Now I feel all bad :(
( Fluffy elephants stnahpele yffulF, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:21, archived)

awww
don't pretend to feel bad. Have a biscuit instead.
( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:23, archived)

but I don't like upsetting people.
*takes biscuit*
( Fluffy elephants stnahpele yffulF, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:26, archived)

o! ic (said the blind man who couldn't see at all)
ahhhhh....

i see...

It's been a hard day, and I think I inhailed far too many chemicals in lab today.
(bouncebackability Uppers for when I'm down, downers for when I'm up., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:25, archived)

What do you do in a lab?
/Is interested in labs
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:26, archived)

Labs
I am a pharmacy student.

When I grow up I am going to be a drug dealer...today we were making blood pressure medication. Twaz a bit of a bland session, but the fumes were good.
(bouncebackability Uppers for when I'm down, downers for when I'm up., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:29, archived)

that's not as fun as being in 1st year physics labs...
we have newton-meters... and shuttlecocks, and micrometers... and a big vat of liquid nitrogen...
( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:31, archived)

labs
we were using opium in second year to make morphine and heroin.

And last week we got taught how to make crack over your kitchen sink...

Well, if the student debt gets too much I guess I have an alternative to the traditional "stripping-at-senoritas" route.
(bouncebackability Uppers for when I'm down, downers for when I'm up., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:33, archived)

Cool.
I used to like labs, but I got bored now I'm training in forensic fieldwork instead.

Though now I want to be a teacher.
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:32, archived)

know that feeling
I hate pharmacy and want to quit, but four years in so lasting it out.

I really want to be a radio dj(midnight-4am sunday mornings, urn1350.net in case you ever are severly drunk or suffering from insomnia).
(bouncebackability Uppers for when I'm down, downers for when I'm up., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:35, archived)

Live the dream!
But be sensible and finish the degree first.

/Dad blog
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:36, archived)

^ this
finish the degree
finish the degree
Did I mention finish the degree?

even if you don't follow the subject of the degree it's more of a help than a hinderance

/fukt degree blog
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:43, archived)

:)
yeah, i'm lasting out anyways though because i ant something to show for the past few years.
(bouncebackability Uppers for when I'm down, downers for when I'm up., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:45, archived)

Those who can ...

( Fluffy elephants stnahpele yffulF, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:40, archived)

20:39 -
21:10

Is this a record?
( In the Bleak Vladimir'd Winter, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:11, archived)

come on during the gay shift
sometimes 3 hours between threads.
( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:12, archived)

discounting the
small hours then

I don't think Celi Bacy's lame, her Diamonds are Forever rendition is great
( In the Bleak Vladimir'd Winter, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:14, archived)

Nope, 'Brother in Arms' by Dire Straits...
now THATS a record
( The Great Architect, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:18, archived)

damn straight
'Careless Whisper,' that's another. And 'Sister Josephine.' And 'Wuthering Heights.'
( In the Bleak Vladimir'd Winter, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:21, archived)

Under A Glass Moon
Dream Theater :-)

gets his 2penneth in
( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:25, archived)

they live in a muSEAM
where people come to DROP THROUGH THE GAPS


O_o
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:11, archived)

Welcome/Kitten/Shop/Chair
Good pic!

If you're looking for something tatty-shop-ish on a budget, I strongly recommend The GIMP.
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:17, archived)

Cheers :)
you is a star, just downloading now.
(bouncebackability Uppers for when I'm down, downers for when I'm up., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:28, archived)

It's got a slight learning curve, especially if you're used to potatoshop.
But I find the end results once you're familiar with the program to be just as good.
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:31, archived)

I'll give it a go
I'm used to xara. But they got shut of it at the station and I tried to steal it for my comp and just got a stash of viruses instead.

The moral of the story? Limewire is a bad, if highly addictive, thing.
(bouncebackability Uppers for when I'm down, downers for when I'm up., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:37, archived)

What in the name of Christ is that?
/encouraging awkward explanation
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:18, archived)

Ah but nowadays there is no need for embarrassing explanations.
Not when we have Wikipedia.

_{..with a fantastic pic, it's even magenta!}
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:20, archived)

That is awesome!
You have gotta love the 'pedia.
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:21, archived)

specifics
Its a rampant rabbit thruster...

As a twenty something female if Sex and the City recommend it it must be good. They wouldn't lie to me...
(bouncebackability Uppers for when I'm down, downers for when I'm up., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:22, archived)

I know.
I've got one and it's fucking awesome.

/Inducing more awkwardness
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:23, archived)

*Sudden mental image*
..Of a badger in ninja gear, wielding a rampant rabbit.

I may well 'shop this later ;)
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:33, archived)

<sub>'shop masturbate to

/More awkwardness</sub>
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:33, archived)

Can I join in?
/taking it to the extreme
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:38, archived)

The more the merrier!

( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:40, archived)

it's a space ship
yup

miles long
( mediocre I am not strange, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:21, archived)

serif photo plus
www.freeserifsoftware.com

it`s not too shabby at all.. although their web page maker thing is total wank
( Reckless_Rik, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:20, archived)

that reminds me I got their 3d software but never got round to doing anything with it
wonder if it's any use
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:22, archived)