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[challenge entry] The London Air

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(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:55, archived)
# hahahahahah
top work, quick, duplicate the ripple modifier and put it on the returning pods' entry point to create a nice crossing ripple in the middle ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:55, archived)
# /3d geek
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:59, archived)
# stop wanking
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)
# why?
it's nice
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)
# My geek radar just spazzed out.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)
# Did it glow red
and make awooga awooga noises?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:03, archived)
# Like that dick from Gladiators?
"Join us after the break to see Wolf attempt to anally penetrate Louise with his pugelstick. Awooga!"
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)
# Yeah
it never caught on, did it? :D
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)
# Cuck off
funt
(Wolf off of Gladiators, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 20:49, archived)
# CUNT!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)
# ^_^
kekekekekekekekekekekekekekeke
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
# KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK
KE
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)
# (=^_^=)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)
#
(∈Θ∋)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:10, archived)
# =30E=
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)
# :D
*edit*
AARRRRGGGHHHHH!!! I WANT MY CHRISTMAS HOLIDAY!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)
# I want my MTV
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# buddledumdum bah dum da dum dum dumdumdum
*gives up trying to write out the rest*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)
# whrrr WayYYYYYYYYYYYYYY wAHHYyyYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WRRRRRRRRRR
WWWWWWWWWWNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGNGGGGGGGGGGG WHHHHNNNGGG!!!!!!!!!


duh duhhhh de duhh duh duh dedede duhd duh duh duh duuuhhh de de duuhde duhde duhde

I need a cuppa.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:16, archived)
# it's ok, I get it quite often
I think one of them might mean it in a "funny" way, but I just ignore it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)
# i know... that's the joke
I don't think you're a cunt... A GRUMPY BUGGER, yes!
a cunt, no!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:37, archived)
# that
is superbly done!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:55, archived)
# frikkin' crikey
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)
# hahahaha
that's a bit good

woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)
# fantastic!
you git


;)™
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)
# That's just beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)
# Blimey.
That's fucking excellent. I salute you.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)
# so good
so very good
*clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)
# as good as this is
I'm seeing mostly downsides to global warming
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)
# this.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:57, archived)
# funny that
It's quite good to see that so many B3ta folk are so environmentally minded though
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:58, archived)
# what was that?
I can't hear you with this air conditioning and heating system on at the same time!

;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:59, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:00, archived)
# turn your speakers up.


*edit - actually, rather ashamedly I only recently learned what the knobs on the radiators do. So now I don't have to have the heating on in my drum room when I'm downstairs.

A little bit less wasteful everyday. :D
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)
# Could you nip round to my old office in London and show them?
Every winter it's the same.

Turn all radiators on full.

When three people die of heat exhaustion turn them off.

When one person dies of hypothermia, turn them back on full.

When the walls crack and the glass in every window shatters, turn them all off again.

When a glacier forms in the corner, turn them all back on full.

And so on...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:10, archived)
# Oh god yeah..
in our office, which is part of a larger shared building type thing. the radiator knobs are actually broken, so they're permanently on, very very high. And in a small room with mostly glass walls, 6 people and about 10 computers, it's not pleasant at all.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)
# Blimey
6 sweaty cracks for your pleasure
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Ewwwww
*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:16, archived)
# At school on hot days I used to be the first out of the room at break times
since the smell of 30+ teenage sweating arsecracks all standing simultaneously made me dry heave
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)
# I hope you've got the window open too
I have
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)
# It's bloody freezing with that window open!
turn the heating up!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)
# Arf!
to hot now.
*opens fridge door*
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)
# Jesus Spoons!
*wedges microwave door open and turns on*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)
# opening the fridge door will cause theroom to heat up
/thermodynamics pedant
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)
# what?!
that's impossible.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
# *opens freezer door to counteract*
why isn't this working?
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)
# Cos if opening cold things make it hot
Turning on hot things will cool it down!

*flicks on the grill and all the hobs*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)
# Hahahaha!
-this must end now
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)
# now my desk is unevenly lit!
*turns on another lamp*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
# I fancy a cup of tea
*Fills kettle to max and flicks it on*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# meh
i forgot to make the cuppa

*empties kettle*
*refills to top*
*turns it back on again*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:36, archived)
# I took the windows out last year
they were pointless
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)
# I just live outside
with six patio heaters.

I use only disposable plates, cutlery and clothes.

And I wash in the blood of freshly clubbed baby seals, using manatee fat for soap.

But I only buy recycled toilet paper.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
# arf
I washed my car using Evian water.

And i put the empty bottles in the normal bin - not the green one.
mmwwuuuaaahahahahahaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)
# My house, and next door, are the only two houses
that I know of, in the entire town, that aren't allowed green bins.

Strange.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)
# I have ordered a green bin approximately 10 times
over the last few years, and they have never turned up.

But I move house tomorrow anyway. I hope the new people get a delivery of 10 green bins.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# Haha
that would be ace.

If they do, can I have one?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)
# No!
We shall throw the remaining 9 in the non-recycling bins to avoid confusion
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:15, archived)
# but that bin is only collected on the 2nd wednesday
of the 4th month after the 1st lunar equinox

I think. It may be different over xmas.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)
# My mate who lives in Milton Keynes...
...told me about a big kerfuffle a few years back when it emerged that the council put taxes up to pay for green bins, recycling bins etc, and then one lorry came along every week and threw everything in each bin in together =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)
# hahaha
THAT'S what we pay council tax for.

The other year, Leeds city council got caught sending all of their 'recycled' rubbish to a landfill in Malaysia (or somewhere like that).
How fucking shit is that :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)
# I have the window open in my bedroom 24/7. And I have the radiator on too.
I need the fresh air
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)
# breaks
in.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)
# there's nothing worth having
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)
# Your name looks like a piano
I shall call you Mozart.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)
# So do your teeth
*badum*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:15, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)
# *empties vat of mercury into local stream*
huh? whaaa?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)
# don't be daft
you can see the tropical fish from the old aquarium in their natural habitat!
(dognutz, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:03, archived)
# That's cocking brill
I bet I know where this is going.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:57, archived)
# fuck a duck
fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:57, archived)
# lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:58, archived)
# Fantastic!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:00, archived)
# that's grand!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)
# Grrrreat.
In fact, have a woo. There aren't enough of them around these days.

(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)
# ooOooooh! awesome!

afternoooooon
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:03, archived)
# Helloooooooooooooooooooooooo gorgeous!
*mwah*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:03, archived)
# 'lo tutt
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)
# Wizard!
great work
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:03, archived)
# Superb!
(Betty Bo Bibster, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:03, archived)
# hardy...harrr
tis rib ticklingly hilarious....
(Hugh.G.Wreckshon Oh Yes it IS....!!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)
# that is amazing!
tippety-top!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)
# Nicely!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)
# Top work!
Clickety click.
(Stoopid_Faaka, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)
# woo-click-yay
.
(lance_the_boil lanced the boil on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# I love that. especially the water draining out of the pods as they come up.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)
# look again
its not the water draining out, its the horizon seen through the glass :P

great all the same tho
(Phaeron in your base since, Fri 8 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)
# top work!
help yourself to some of these:

(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)
# heh heh!
complimentary nuts!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:38, archived)
# thought this was fab up there
the original is better.
woo yay and houpla.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:56, archived)
# Winner
woo
(I helped save b3ta! xoh Being phonetically pronounced as 'zore' since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 16:44, archived)
# This
Is effing briliant, and it's not on the front page, WHY ???????? It's way better than some of the wank that gets FP'd
(Elnicko Nearly pub O'Clock, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 18:46, archived)
# Wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 8 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)
# So lovely...
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 8 Dec 2006, 16:04, archived)