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( nocturne72, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)

7.4
edit* - longest thread ever started by just a number?
(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)

twenty to eight?

( mictoboy, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:20, archived)

£4.53

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)

for two?

( mictoboy, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)

If you want, but no kissing.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)

That's not fair.
You just don't like to watch them kissing.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)

It upsets me.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:28, archived)

Yes.
I told them. I said, "You're both meant to use your mouth. That's not hygienic." I did.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)

*confused*

( mictoboy, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:32, archived)

Up until the bird interjected I was making a hooker joke
I don't know where he's taking it now but I kind of like the ambiguity.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)

Well
you'd said you'll entertain two people for under a fiver, but no kissing. I assumed that it was kissing each other that you objected to. But what do I know?
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:36, archived)

Lots of hookers say 'I'll do what you like, but no kissing'
as in kissing of the punter by the lady of the night.

Actually, it's better that you didn't know.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:37, archived)

I'd never pay for sex.
Though I might barter.


I have an unopened tin of Tetley 'Dreamy Green' tea (25 bags). Any girls want to swap that for an anal fun?
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:40, archived)

is it green tea?
or is it just green in colour?

Expand on the tea.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:41, archived)

A gently revitalising
light green tea. The can has a foil seal.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:42, archived)

The manwife might
he likes green tea. Personally I think it tastes of bleurgh.

I like yorkshire tea.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:46, archived)

That's why it's unopened.


I like Darjeeling. Especially with scones.

Right. I'm off out t' pub. Hold the fort for me, would you?

Ta ta.

xxxx
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:49, archived)

Luf!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:54, archived)

The bastards.
Ignoring you like that. IGNORE MY LITTLE WHEELIE WILL YOU?!

*storms off to gather equipment*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6614051
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)

:D
Hehehe.

Like a fox!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:34, archived)

Er,
www.b3ta.com/board/6613460
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:37, archived)

Yup.
We're good.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:38, archived)

6.9

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:20, archived)

Is that a mutual oral quickie?

( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)

yes. the dot is to ensure one of us wears protection

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)

that's
global wettening
( the RAND corporation - thats Hitlertainment..., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)

I think it's safe to say
that b3ta has set the record for Most Underwater George Bush Pics in a 24-Hour Span
( Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)

*high fives*

( the RAND corporation - thats Hitlertainment..., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)

The previous record was 1 though.

(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)

And yet he still hasn't drowned...
...the man upstairs clearly isn't listening
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)

he has gill implants
manufactured by Halliburton
( Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:28, archived)

ahhhhh...pissflaps!
only just looked back through. :(

wouldnt mind but i did that last night and only just posted it.

Arse biscuits! Back to the drawing board.
( nocturne72, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)

yours is the best, though
because you added fish
( Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)

bless ya.

( nocturne72, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)

wooooooo

( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)

that is
absolutely awsome!!
have you entered it into the compo?

/skanky part-timer blog
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)

hahahahahahah
still needs the second ripple modifier ;)
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)

Awooga! Awooga!

( pobblepop, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)

I can sell you one.
Fifty quid and half a spatula of brain dust?
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)

I've got plenty here
with waves, vortexes, motors, gravity, displacements, wind, drag to boot.
I think I'm covered ta.
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)

balls to that
I fugged up the penguins as it is
( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)

I think they have a nice waddle :)

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)

*points*

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)

W/Y/H!
this is great!
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:30, archived)

you did see the original down there that I blatantly edited, yes?

( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:37, archived)

you clever bastard


hurrah
( The Snockerty Friddle, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:52, archived)

bloody brilliant
W.Y.H
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:54, archived)

that's cracking!
Woo
( mr spoons, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)