Mmmm cardboard


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( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:51, archived)

*zips gob*
*briefly unzips*
Well I'm not bloody eating them, at least.
*re-zips*
( Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:52, archived)

the sesame ones are nice
loaded with cheese and peanutbutter which kinda defeats the point...
( Jadeviper has just posted for the first time since 2008, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:54, archived)

.
But you could be more efficient just my spreading the peanut butter on slices of cheese and avoiding the ryvita entirely. I think that cheese could very easily be the new bread.
(Dr Wadd, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:55, archived)

Tried that
made me want to vomit.
(jonnies, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:58, archived)

ah but
cheese isn't crunchy (that's SO not a wise thing to say on here...)
( Jadeviper has just posted for the first time since 2008, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:58, archived)

oh don't say that
that's upsetting.

This hasn't turned into a place where girls get jumped on for making mild double-entendres, has it?
( Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 15:03, archived)

i have no objections
to getting jumped on... ;o)
( Jadeviper has just posted for the first time since 2008, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 15:05, archived)

I
do.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 15:06, archived)

I suppose it
depends on who the jumper is.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 15:09, archived)

woolly
jumper?
( Jadeviper has just posted for the first time since 2008, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 15:18, archived)

I think
it's more that any loose puns are jumped on, regardless of the sex of the poster. b3ta still seems quite woman friendly, no?
( rogan, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 15:15, archived)

It usually is
Although some of the recent comp posts have been a bit dodgy.. Actually they've been insulting to women, northerners, poor people, fat people, thick people and most ethnic minorities.. So I guess women don't get a rough deal after all..
( Wifey, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 15:20, archived)

I did wonder
if some of the compo entries were getting a bit misogynistic...

and into the archive this post goes ;)
( rogan, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 15:25, archived)

and here's me
a poor, thick, fat, northern woman too!!
( Jadeviper has just posted for the first time since 2008, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 15:30, archived)

i have to disagree
i love 'em
( popt_art, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:59, archived)

there's always one
who has to be different
:)
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 15:07, archived)