Be gentle with me...


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(costas, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:52, archived)

blimey - you should copyright that
it'll be on the shelves before you know it.
( pep, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:54, archived)

it already is!
isn't it?

top work lad!
( popt_art, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:56, archived)

Tart
fuel. Makes whoever's drinking it look stupid, male or female.
(jonnies, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:56, archived)

Bitch Piss
I think you'll find
( Dr Drink, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:59, archived)

sounds about right
I'm sure 99% of the 'Ben Sherman Brigade' can't stand lager, and only drink it so their 'mates' don't think they're gay.
( munkt0n, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:57, archived)

don't gay people
drink lager?

:)
( popt_art, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 15:01, archived)

Ooooh
undercover bummers!
/homophobic bloke
(jonnies, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 15:02, archived)

who knows
what goes on in the minds of the check shirt/shiny loafer clones?
( munkt0n, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 15:03, archived)

probably similar
to the bar-frequenting, jumped-up little Nathan Barleys.
(jonnies, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 15:05, archived)

nothing,
mostly.
( witchy :: Best before:, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 15:07, archived)

what?
you mean they aren't constantly thinking about bumgay things? and how to convert heterosexual people to their evil perverted ways?

;)
hello!
( popt_art, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 15:11, archived)

afternoon missus :)
No, I meant the check-shirted/shiney loafer clones that inhabit bars they can't really afford and drink Tart Fuel......
( witchy :: Best before:, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 15:19, archived)

And I believe
they breathe oxygen too.
Its disgusting.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 15:04, archived)

they should at least pay tax on it
or something
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 15:06, archived)

Its like they think
they're normal people.
I'm writing to the Daily Mail.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 15:11, archived)

Why
are you as fragile as the twats who fall for such advertising?

Big Woo, Yay anna Houpla to you sir.
( Ijon Tichy, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 14:58, archived)

It's my first post...
Well, my first artistic one at any rate. I once posted a picture of Kiwi Turd Polish which sank like a chip in Oxo. Ta for the kind words!
(costas, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 15:02, archived)

Not a problem
I'm too unimaginative to be nasty, so I leave it to others.
Besides, I don't think you were in any danger of a roasting with that anim.
( Ijon Tichy, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 15:04, archived)

Smirnoff black ice
is made from sweat, painstakingly harvested from overworked taxi drivers
FACT
(fiver_til_friday, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 15:21, archived)