not that there are any spelling mistakes there but
I was in a cafe today that had signs on every table saying

"avalible for hire for Christmas partys, ask your waitress"

marvellous
( HappyToast sorted on, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 17:37, archived)

Fngh
there is so much of it about.
(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 17:44, archived)

in a similer vain (sorry)
There was a woman giving a talk today, that kept saying "reilliterate" instead of "re-iterate"

bloody annoying
( Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 20:58, archived)