i would

just cut a hole in her head at just the right size and bobs your uncle.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:41, archived)

I bobbed my uncle once
he didn't like it
( Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:43, archived)

i bet her was a witch
did you burn him?
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 16:45, archived)