Death of Father Christmas #1:
Serengeti Plain


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From the Sick Christmas Cards challenge. See all 300 entries (closed)

( Down on the farm is your dad in 20 years, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:34, archived)

WO0Oo
i like this *clicks*
( SkUG Loves his Lady :D, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:35, archived)

YES!
I shall look forward to more :)
( chunderbunny, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:36, archived)

I always thought
the reindeer would turn on him
( rogan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:37, archived)

Vintage Dotty.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:38, archived)

Smashing

( NobbyNobody is supporting one million giraffes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:38, archived)

woo!
best xmas pic in years, dottie dottie dottie dottie dottie dottie dottie dottie dottie dottie dottie
( Reckless_Rik, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:38, archived)

Helloes
So where the feck were you and the Horrible?
( chunderbunny, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:41, archived)

I was hungover, and the tube was fucked
this influenced my decision of "nah.. can`t be arsed" :/

edit: plus I had to walk 4 miles to the cunting post office (due to the tube) earlier in the day and was feeling a bit too "healthy"
( Reckless_Rik, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:42, archived)

Fair enough
Waspy felt a bit let down that his arse had to remain unviolated though
( chunderbunny, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:44, archived)

part`n`parcel of the becoming a singleton once more.. not quite up to the whole socialising thing yet
.. i.e. couldn`t be arsed explaining why she wasn`t out..
( Reckless_Rik, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:47, archived)

Hello
again

EDIT: Thanks for the link
(Smudger Angel Heart, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:44, archived)

cheesy 80s synth twat!
again ;)

how goes it, mister T?
( Reckless_Rik, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:46, archived)

Fine thanks
skanky babe
(Smudger Angel Heart, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:48, archived)

I was otherwise engaged, in Ipswich

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:45, archived)

I bet you were

( chunderbunny, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:47, archived)

...killing junkie whores

( Reckless_Rik, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:48, archived)

more... snuffing them out

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:48, archived)

just a wee pinch of snuff
closely followed by several pince
( Reckless_Rik, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:50, archived)

Hooray!

( the RAND corporation - thats Hitlertainment..., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:40, archived)

i'm hungry now
i bet santa would taste good

woo!
( spacefish sparky... i am your oboe..., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:41, archived)

hahahaha that is ace!

( mugatu was just sick in his own mouth, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:41, archived)

haha
I like the way the lions are looking at the viewer as if theyre next on the menu for disturbing them.
( harpski, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:54, archived)

heh. good stuff.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 23:33, archived)