Head over heals for Xmas


From the Sick Christmas Cards challenge. See all 300 entries (closed)

(bravo_2_zero What a buch'a REMFS, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:15, archived)

I need a B3taMax that says
"Read the fucking FAQ"

Give it a look, it's a nice read.
( MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:17, archived)

haha
make it so!
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:29, archived)

faq who ?

( OneOfSome, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:40, archived)

Seams, filesize, crapness
Where to begin, it's like christmas has come early.
( The Doctor, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:18, archived)

Haha

(Dinky ~ :3, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:19, archived)

What's up doc?


loved you in the skirt and blouse btw
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:20, archived)

Hellote,
I've got a cold so I'm 10% grumpier than I should be, and thank you. I thought it was quite a fetching outfit too.
( The Doctor, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:22, archived)

That's certainly sick
But alas I don't get the joke and it's the size of the moon. Could you shrinken it? Ta.
( in vino veritas, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:20, archived)

hi there new person
CAn I recommend you take some time to read the FAQ, it does mention that images should be about 50k and animations 200k

Cheers Thanks
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:21, archived)

No.

( The Coast Of Yemen Sheffield Bash, Dec 4th, see calendar, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:26, archived)

Oh
that's fluffier than it was originally :)
( in vino veritas, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:29, archived)

We do need rather more fluffiness around here

( The Coast Of Yemen Sheffield Bash, Dec 4th, see calendar, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:31, archived)

How about huggles?
I like huggles. And fluffy kittens would be good too. And a duvet and a mug of cocoa...

*wanders into reverie*
( in vino veritas, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:32, archived)

( Jahled extraordinaire®, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:28, archived)

I love this

( The Coast Of Yemen Sheffield Bash, Dec 4th, see calendar, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:30, archived)

Hahaha!

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:30, archived)

Win!

( The Doctor, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:31, archived)

Do you know that the world will end when Betelgeuse dies...
which is in the near future...

Astronomically Near Future

1000000 years or so.
( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:34, archived)

I feel insignificant

( Jahled extraordinaire®, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:35, archived)

only if we're directly along its axis
eta carinae is a much more likely threat
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:38, archived)

no... when it explodes it will be in all directions... sending out a massive ball of gamma and x rays killing all the squirrels.
Orion's left shoulder will kill us all :(
( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:40, archived)

no, betelgeuse will merely appear as an enormously bright supernova
only if we are aligned with its axis will any significant amount gamma radiation reach us. if that is so, we are doomed.
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:44, archived)

i expect the return of the big hanky before that time

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:40, archived)

arf...wooo

(Hugh.G.Wreckshon Oh Yes it IS....!!, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:25, archived)

Hello Nude Poisson. Please Nead hour FAG. Cheers.
( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:28, archived)

hahaha
powerful political humor!

/sarcastic cunt blog


Might want to try an optimise that again :D
Yay!

getting there
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 19:31, archived)

FAQ you, need to read

(Hugh.G.Wreckshon Oh Yes it IS....!!, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:23, archived)