This is no time for fun and games...
... Yes it is. It's Christmas!



From the Sick Christmas Cards challenge. See all 300 entries (closed)

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:40, archived)

To go with the pickles and the Bubble 'n' Squeak!
Hurrah!
( Fork Chuff off, you chuff., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:41, archived)

Mwah ha ha!

( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:42, archived)

hahahahahaha

( mictoboy, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:43, archived)

Mr Dog...
for small yappy type dogs.

I hate them, but only because I never see them and always nearly tread on em, and I don't want to tread on dogs.
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:43, archived)

I was thinking about a name change.... yes.
Instead of being called Mr Dog, I was thinking about going for Caesar... Yes...
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:48, archived)

cesar
/dog food name pedant
( mictoboy, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:49, archived)

'ning micto

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:50, archived)

word, homes

( mictoboy, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:51, archived)

Ashally it was Caesar, nee Mr Dog
talking about changing his name. Not the dog food :p
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:54, archived)

they spelled it 'cesar'
actually

edit: aha, well, that's what you claim now, but it smacks of a desperate attempt to cover a mistake to me
( mictoboy, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:55, archived)

I know.
But Caesar didn't spell his name 'Cesar'.

*edit* Mistake? Me, a mistake?

Oh alright.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:56, archived)

haha

( mictoboy, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:58, archived)

morning

(site_history_log, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:19, archived)

You are Eddie Izzard
.
(chemicals1234, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:58, archived)

*gives five pounds*

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:02, archived)

I thought i would let you off with the five pounds
seeing as its christmas and all
(chemicals1234, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:04, archived)

Simple rule of thumb:
Dogs that can be stepped on should be stepped on.
( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:44, archived)

That's a rule I'd like to adopt, if I may...

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:49, archived)

You have my blessing.
Feel free to mention me if the cops start any trouble.
( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:53, archived)

Arf.

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:45, archived)

want it private or public?

( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:46, archived)

steady now

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:48, archived)

Public's fine =)

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:48, archived)

there then:
www.sayagain.co.uk/b3tapix/images/kerry_final_150dpi.jpg
( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:52, archived)

crikey

( mictoboy, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:54, archived)

Nice one!
Thank you Mr bobs =)
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:54, archived)

I shall package it up for you and scam the company postage ;)
send address via Pigeon
( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:56, archived)

Christ, the one in the middle is UGLY.

( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:55, archived)

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:04, archived)

calm down dear
it's a criticism of my painting skills
( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:10, archived)

*relaxes*

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:13, archived)

Car sticker tiem?

( Sea Tramp , the self-appointed WTF-finder General, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:45, archived)

AMBULANCE WORKERS!
PLEASE DON'T RESCUE MY BABY IF WE HAVE A CRASH.
( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:47, archived)

Haha.

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:50, archived)

needs more comic sans

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:09, archived)

pfft.
Bummers.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:46, archived)

hahaha!

( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:02, archived)

Ah, herrroooo
Aric Baldwin
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:42, archived)

*hits with Big Hitting Stickº*
ºMictoboy Enterprises™ brand
( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:42, archived)

*waggles eyebrows*
it's a lean mean killing machine!
( mictoboy, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:48, archived)

IT'S JUST A PENIS ISN'T IT?
YOU'RE SO IMMATURE.
( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:49, archived)

well!
i've never been so insulted in all my life!
*retires to the library witha glass of port*
( mictoboy, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:50, archived)

Library? Porn closet, more like.

( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:52, archived)

a collection of literature is still a library
regardless of the subject matter it covers
( mictoboy, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:53, archived)

I was under the impression that they were stored on shelves, rather than just kept in a pile next to the toilet.

( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:56, archived)

I AM THE GENIUS OF LOVE

( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:43, archived)

Sweet n Sour Labrador
/Jasper Carrot

Public Service Announcement repost


( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:45, archived)

pffft
however, I got flamed for gore a wee while ago so....

*flames*
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:52, archived)

Haha.
Thats got to be the most half-hearted flaming ever.
(James Cupboard may contain emotionally intense scenes, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:55, archived)

made me feel all cosy :)

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:00, archived)

I'm trying to be nice
I used to be right nasty
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:02, archived)

Al Gore?

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:01, archived)

no
It was a picture of a seal on its own looking at some bloody snow. with a caption below reading "Is this the Seal Club?" I got royally flamed and someone requested that I die. I still have blisters from it
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:07, archived)

Oh dear.

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 11:57, archived)