not realy up to the challenge but...
it's a bit crap


well its alot crap, and the only thing that is sick about it is quality of humus. thanks to sanders if he's looking, he told me this joke a long long time ago and i've been thinking about it ever since.

edit 2, its a steep learning curve. again thanks to ben for explaining this think called kays. next challenge is learning to put my trousers on in the morning. (feel free to yell if im still not getting somthing)

From the Sick Christmas Cards challenge. See all 300 entries (closed)

(Spiked_Rycroft The Prodigal Son, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:02, archived)

But it's a pearoast isn't it?
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:03, archived)

entrence?

( zedd, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:05, archived)

you are the gratest

( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:11, archived)

Nah, we get this joke a few times every year

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:06, archived)

Comunists?
Werld?





Still worth a click though.
(Beatfienduk wonders if we're there yet?., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:08, archived)

or should that be
"beetfienduk"?
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:12, archived)

be nie to me, im only a noob
bobby fischer famously was an underdog against a comunist player and like cained him or somthing. i rehehehely shouldtn drink and read wikipedia, or drink and psot for thet matter, and nope its not a pearoast by me,but it probly has been flogged to death.

edit, thanks to big ben for showing me how to use a cmputar, and weave blak majic with an uploader majig
(Spiked_Rycroft The Prodigal Son, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:14, archived)

You are hardly a 'noob'.
Two months and twenty-four days is ample time to READ THE FUCKING FAQ.
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:18, archived)

ohh sod htat
ok, point made, what do i do next?
(Spiked_Rycroft The Prodigal Son, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:23, archived)

I believe standard procedure is to 'shop a kitten.
Whilst of course adhering to filsesize guidelines.
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:24, archived)

spellcheck.

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:25, archived)

resize the image to 50k or swap it
for the one Pedantichrist did for you would be a start.

And remember to thank him.
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:26, archived)

Don't be silly.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:37, archived)

yeah, you tell 'im Cowell!
/'ning
( The Great Architect, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:39, archived)

'ning.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:40, archived)

cheers
thanks for the smallening thing, but a pall showed me how to like do this thing, with the thing to make the image like shorter and norrower, and that like dropped the number of kays apperantly. (yes you are all gona love me come the new year i can tell)
(Spiked_Rycroft The Prodigal Son, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:41, archived)

If we can understand what you're typing, that is a possibility

( The Great Architect, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:42, archived)

Post-edit Uh-oh...
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:13, archived)

Oh for fuck's sake
That's just shit.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:14, archived)

250k! I see no movement... none at all... is this animated?


you sir are a cad!
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:14, archived)

and a bounder!
don't forget bounder!
'lo Mr Essential

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:15, archived)

hello pretty lady!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:22, archived)

better a cad than a cod
or so an experienced sailor told me.
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:16, archived)

I will not have gossip in this Jungle!

( The Great Architect, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:17, archived)

Hmmmm...
I knew there was a reason I felt compelled to poke my head around the door
( lemony, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:20, archived)

That's a big one
I've never seen one that size before....ooh er.
( The Duke of Prunes, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:16, archived)

I see you learned English from a spoon

( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:17, archived)

fuck's sake!
"Entrance"! and, fuck it, there's so many I give up

and that's 250k!!!!!!!! images are meant to be about 50 you complete spanner
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:17, archived)

Good 'ning Mr Toast.
You appear to be lacking in teh fluffeh.

Everyone! Post your fluff here!
_{*goes to find some*}
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:20, archived)

It's the first thing I saw when switching on
:D

yes please, fluff away
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:20, archived)

Lamentably, I have no fluff.
A fact which I shall seek to remedy forthwith.

I can fluff, for a small fee.
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:23, archived)

Fluff you say?

( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:22, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha!
BEST. THING. EVER.
(bennyhillslovechild A walking jam-jar and syringe, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:24, archived)

Arf!
'Ning! I wish I'd never started what I'm doing right now. I'm starting to really hate PCs :-s
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:27, archived)

What's that then?
The thing that you're doing?
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:29, archived)

I'm ripping apart computers
to salvage anything decent. I assumed it would be a lot easier but they're a bloody mess inside :-S
I'm also debating whether to stick with onboard 64meg graphics, with enough mem left over or install an old voodoo4 but only have 32meg for graphics. So it's save RAM and not be able to run newer games or keep the graphics onboard but have less RAM free.
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:35, archived)

If the onboard is an Intel
you'll be able to run sod all anyway. No shaders outside the 900 range (And even they lack TnL)
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 21:05, archived)

yay for bouncy poo

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:26, archived)

You know... you're in more dire need of a blow job than any white man in history.
/stalk
( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:28, archived)

this is
bigger than the moon!
( m-a-t-t -- formerly mini nearly university time, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:17, archived)

That's no moon!
/autocomplete
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:20, archived)

is he gonna be thinking about his move for the next hour, and then you've animated him making it?

( The Great Architect, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:18, archived)

in an uncompressed avi

( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:21, archived)

hahaha
SING LOFTY!
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:21, archived)

I've been telling it to those blathering trees

( The Great Architect, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:27, archived)

I WILL HAVE NO GOSSIP IN THIS JUNGLE!

( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:31, archived)

They went and told the birds and the bees

( The Great Architect, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:34, archived)

well spotted
yes ofcourse thats purly it. (im lying, im a total wassak and dont know the fisrt think about compootars or the intanets)
(Spiked_Rycroft The Prodigal Son, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:44, archived)

erm...

( Willwillwritehiswill : Voted "Best"!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:22, archived)