always practice safe xmas
MOD EDIT: Highly NSFW pictures of diseased cocks

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(skittlez, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 12:54, archived)

may I be the first to say
N FUCKING S F W

EDIT: Oh, and BIGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAR

EDIT2: Thank you mystery mod.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 12:55, archived)

NSFW!
Christ alive

( Arkwright is not Alan Carr, you heartless bastards., Sat 16 Dec 2006, 12:55, archived)

You might want to link that
for NSFW-ness
(chriswakey, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 12:55, archived)

Why is the board full of retards right now?

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 12:56, archived)

Posting pictures of oddly coloured cocks on b3ta..
..shouldn't be allowed.

Except magenta ones, obviously.
(chriswakey, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 12:58, archived)

My wife saw that over my shoulder
and now she's kicked me out for being a gay.

Link it.

Edit: Ooooh! Get you lot!
( kinks This is not an ah situation, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 12:56, archived)

that's totally fucking gay

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 12:57, archived)

Eh?
Despite the obvious horrific nature of that picture, you seem to be complaining about a 60 KB images by posting a 100 KB image on the board.

Way to help those on dial-up and limited broadband.
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 13:03, archived)

not very cool

( GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 13:04, archived)

speaking of the pot calling the kettle
yes, i know, it's an anim
but your spacktastic image could be 25k instead of 100k if you'd just use 16 colors instead of 256. and even smaller if you'd reduce the physical size too
/pedant blog
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 13:05, archived)

The physical size is part of the joke.
Fair point about the amount of colours though.
( kinks This is not an ah situation, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 13:09, archived)

You could make it tiny
and then use width="" to make it physically bigger on screen.

Like this...


( Mystery_Bob, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 13:11, archived)

my man!
thanks alot for the design, i really love my flying saucer icon
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 13:15, archived)

Hmm...

( davew27, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 13:15, archived)

I for one welcome
our new giant snail overlords

*runs for the hills*
( D'artisan is frustrated by character limitations. FaceTwat?, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 13:18, archived)

ahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 13:16, archived)

I had to unignore the poster to see what's going on in the replies

( Bloop wasn't here on, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 13:31, archived)

this i like

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 13:35, archived)

have some more

( Bloop wasn't here on, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 13:38, archived)

yay!

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 13:45, archived)

i know
but trying to enforce the rules by breaking/stretching them doesn't seem to be the right way
unless you're part of the bush/blair administration circus
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 13:13, archived)

Strictly speaking
I was within the rules, but I take your point.

Not like THAT!
( kinks This is not an ah situation, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 13:14, archived)

yes
i just want all of us to get along and live happily ever after
/hungover dreamland blog
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 13:19, archived)

Some days
I really regret writing specific numbers in the FAQ. It has just given rise to a cult of people waiting with baited breath to pounce on anybody posting an image 2 or 3 KB over a limit that I just happened to pull out of my ass with no scientific reasoning behind it.

It's about using optimisation to make your images no larger than they need to be, rather than sticking rigidly to a number. If there are any problematically huge pictures on the board, then there are mods who can fix it.

One thing I have learned on b3ta over the years though, is that people like to define a set of board rules so they can pick on new people when they break one of those rules.

I think it probably has to do with compensating for penis size.
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 13:23, archived)

*bookmarks*
that post is like a breath of fresh air.
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 13:26, archived)

^this
applauds
( Bloop wasn't here on, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 13:36, archived)

penis size
or possibly penis operability
( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 13:27, archived)

I am sure
my penis could perform opera with little or no adjustment.
( Mystery_Bob, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 13:28, archived)

mine would sing nessun dorma

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 13:31, archived)

Everyone stop saying "Penis".

( kinks This is not an ah situation, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 13:30, archived)

PENIS

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 13:34, archived)

I've had to turn the swear filter on
it's very ~naughty~
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 13:36, archived)

henceforth say
SCHLONG!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 13:35, archived)

COWTITS

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 13:36, archived)

COWTITBELLS?

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 13:40, archived)

HOW DID YOU KNOW?
i only told my doctor!! ;-)

but you are right with that. and, as relatively new people like me try to blend in, they tend to adapt to this behavior.

i really shouldn't complain myself (6M connection), and i try not to flame pictures which are just over the limit, but sometimes a picture seems to lack just the final 2 minutes of effort to optimise, posted by people who should know better (being a member for a year or so).
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 13:33, archived)

^ this
not forgetting board nazi's who seem to enjoy their little obnoxious ways. as already commented, more than likely compensating for penis size and / or / lack of friends.
( Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Sat 16 Dec 2006, 13:50, archived)

Nice.

( King Ralph is drunk, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 12:59, archived)

you're a cunt.

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 13:20, archived)

Good old cheery Saturday.

( kinks This is not an ah situation, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 13:33, archived)

oversized pictures of diseased cock tend to kill even the most ebullient saturday mood.

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 13:42, archived)

I know.
Turn off your webcam please.
( kinks This is not an ah situation, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 13:44, archived)

pfft!
you love it
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 13:47, archived)

Safety first

(Mr MacTarpaulinsmythe, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 13:44, archived)

for a moment
I thought that was a goatse apple :D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 13:54, archived)

well, you see what you want to see.

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 16 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)