TIMMY!
Best card ever! (linked because some people don't like seeing dead kitties (even if they're still warm)

From the Sick Christmas Cards challenge. See all 300 entries (closed)

(mmmkay, Sun 17 Dec 2006, 4:48, archived)

really?
dead kitten picture? Really? This is unnecessary and sad.

*adblocks*
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Sun 17 Dec 2006, 4:50, archived)

yew fackin lav it!
Dintcha?
(mmmkay, Sun 17 Dec 2006, 4:50, archived)

Makes me sad inside.
Dead kittens are sad. Think about it.
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Sun 17 Dec 2006, 4:52, archived)

I can't
stop thinking about it! The corpse still looks warm... if you get what I mean? Eh? Eh?

I fucking would!
(mmmkay, Sun 17 Dec 2006, 4:54, archived)

Live kittens are better
they squirm (think about it!) and try to escape and squeak when you fill them!

edit: ta for linkage
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Sun 17 Dec 2006, 4:55, archived)

You are an unfunny cnut.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sun 17 Dec 2006, 4:53, archived)

^ this!
:)
(mmmkay, Sun 17 Dec 2006, 4:58, archived)

Dead fluffeh tiem??
^more of this please!

/sarcasm blog
( kitaro loves you. Mwah! ^o^, Sun 17 Dec 2006, 4:53, archived)

Arf!
Woo & Nasty!
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 17 Dec 2006, 4:53, archived)

plz link this.

(captain freedom MEATSPIN MY HEArTStRINgS, Sun 17 Dec 2006, 4:54, archived)

Okey dokey!
www.b3ta.com/board/6645187

(Yes, I am THAT unfunneh)
( kitaro loves you. Mwah! ^o^, Sun 17 Dec 2006, 4:56, archived)

thanks, buddy.

(captain freedom MEATSPIN MY HEArTStRINgS, Sun 17 Dec 2006, 4:57, archived)

That is a bit nasty :(
I know most things are fair game on B3ta...
but decomposing kittins?

eeeeeew
( chunderbunny, Sun 17 Dec 2006, 4:57, archived)

wow, are we serious?
I mean, sick jokes and goatse are fair game, but something as natural as life and death is not discussable on the fair boards? You surprise me, b3tards, you surprise me to the very core!
(mmmkay, Sun 17 Dec 2006, 4:59, archived)

First off, Goatse gets flamed to hell most of the time
Secondly if you want to be offensive or push taste boundaries here you at least have to try to be funny and not just a troll with MSPaint.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sun 17 Dec 2006, 5:04, archived)

yes
you need CS2 to be a really good troll
( Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 17 Dec 2006, 5:07, archived)

hahah

( fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Sun 17 Dec 2006, 5:08, archived)

goodness me
I'm not a troll, you big meanie. I thought it was in the spirit of things here at b3ta. Wow, sucks to be me.

I used the word cunt on the card, surely that redeems me somehow?
(mmmkay, Sun 17 Dec 2006, 5:24, archived)

to be fair, you're absolutely right
it *does* suck to be you
( Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 17 Dec 2006, 5:29, archived)

I have never seen goatse
and I never want to...
admittedly my opinions on what's acceptable do vary, depending on what mood I'm in.
But in general, corpses, whether animal or human, I tend not to like.
Sorry :(
( chunderbunny, Sun 17 Dec 2006, 5:12, archived)

I do think it's interesting
the things we, as a group, think have gone too far. Necroinfantophilia's fine, but dead kittens, no thanks.
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Sun 17 Dec 2006, 4:59, archived)

Hehehe
true
( chunderbunny, Sun 17 Dec 2006, 5:08, archived)

dead kittens
are the next big thing here, this I promise. I know a big issue guy who flings dead kittens at people. Then he rapes the NSPCC charity collectors. Really, Grimsby's a fantastic place to live.
(mmmkay, Sun 17 Dec 2006, 5:27, archived)