but why this needs to be said in a Christmas card I don't know

From the Sick Christmas Cards challenge. See all 300 entries (closed)

( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Sun 17 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)

That took
far too long to realise what part of the body was seen there.

Have a woo though sir!


(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 17 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)

?
what part was it? i could not make sense of it
(Mr Johnny Cash eating kittens since, Sun 17 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)

Belly button
and panties.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 17 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)

why thank you
my original plan was

but then i thought "why not?"
( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Sun 17 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)

because it is all festive
also

What am I supposed to get my sisters fiancee, I have no idea
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Sun 17 Dec 2006, 14:10, archived)

this
www.b3ta.com/board/6645547

;)
( fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Sun 17 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 17 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)

ha!!

( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Sun 17 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)

haha

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Sun 17 Dec 2006, 14:15, archived)

The B3ta sick joke book

( The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 17 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)

he wouldn't appriciate it*
*he is old
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Sun 17 Dec 2006, 14:15, archived)

How about a pipe then?
Even non-smokers want a pipe.
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Sun 17 Dec 2006, 14:20, archived)

awesome idea

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Sun 17 Dec 2006, 14:37, archived)

I bought that last week
And it's brilliant!!!
It's a shame the Ipswich pest didn't do all this before the book came out.
(Stupot looks at his watch, and it says, Sun 17 Dec 2006, 14:45, archived)

i still dont get it
it looks like belly button- panties- LIPS?! lips at her leg?!
(MarkP0rter http://markp0rter.deviantart.com, Sun 17 Dec 2006, 16:05, archived)

FingerTIPS
not lips.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 17 Dec 2006, 16:20, archived)

LoL
Nicely done took a while to realise what it was lol
(JackLaidlaw, Sun 17 Dec 2006, 18:09, archived)

ha
fookin yes

thats on my Xmas list too
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 15:14, archived)