Well...that wasn't supposed to happen...

the best laid plans of deities and angels...

From the Sick Christmas Cards challenge. See all 300 entries (closed)

(lichnis chalcedonica, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 20:45, archived)

hahah
*click*
( fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 20:46, archived)

egad
Christ's radioactivity is eating away at the edges of the bin
( Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 20:46, archived)

this seams to be the work of the Lord

( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Tue 19 Dec 2006, 20:46, archived)

Words fail me...

(v1ctory_1s_m1ne Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 20:46, archived)

Hahaa!

God raped Mary; think about it- there was no consent involved.


And on easter we celebrate Jesus becoming a zombie.
( KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 20:47, archived)

she was asking for it
in her slutty blue robe riding that donkey
( Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 20:48, archived)

In a stable?



Whore.

Apparently Mary was like 13 at the time though....
( KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 20:50, archived)

Jesus: "mummy how do you keep your hands so soft?"
Mary (washing up) : because im 13
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 20:59, archived)

Hahaha!
Seams fine to me
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 20:49, archived)

hahaha!
wrong on so many levels
( deodar ant is working on a new rooster, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 21:03, archived)