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# *toot*
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 4:51, archived)
# That is the best expression of weary disdain I have seen in a long time.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 4:54, archived)
# ^;^
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:07, archived)
# *expects to see this on a blog in three months time along with other haha cat pics*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:09, archived)
# ^this is inevitable
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:11, archived)
# slow motion apocalypses are always welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:18, archived)
# ha!
at least you have time to admire the destruction as it rushes towards you - like watching a tsunami coming in or something...
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:21, archived)
#
grotus.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:25, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:09, archived)
# This is woo.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:26, archived)
# PORN!



*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:28, archived)
# Porn?
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:31, archived)
# pffft
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:32, archived)
# Porn?
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:38, archived)
# that one's cool
GO ON SON!
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:40, archived)
# Porn?


mod edit - it does have the potential to get you shouted at. Try and refrain, please.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:41, archived)
# that's close to it actually
got the potential to get you shouted at.

in other news - fantastic norks!
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:42, archived)
# Porn?


(This is the last of my "To be B3ta'd" images.)
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:45, archived)
# aww fluffeh!



rabbit porn!
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:46, archived)
# FLUFFY.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:52, archived)
# its hypnotic
i'm sure of it
(basketcasejoe give me coffee, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:45, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6655913

;D
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:46, archived)
# omgwtf?
(basketcasejoe give me coffee, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:49, archived)
# did you not click, oh younger sibling?
the link in this post: www.b3ta.com/board/6655882



cunt
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:51, archived)
# Hypnotic? Try HypnoButtPlug!
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:50, archived)
# i like that one
woo! thats cool!
(basketcasejoe give me coffee, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:54, archived)
# gheyer!
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:56, archived)
# hypnotic message not buttplugs in general
(basketcasejoe give me coffee, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:58, archived)
# Y'know, arse-play isn't necessarily gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 6:32, archived)
# yep I know
but...

www.b3ta.com/board/6655944
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 6:43, archived)
# no
but it is when hes involved
(basketcasejoe give me coffee, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 7:02, archived)
# Mmmmm.... Duh......
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 6:21, archived)
# are you feeling ok?
(basketcasejoe give me coffee, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:38, archived)
# came back from pornotube then?
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:41, archived)
# ahhhahah!
 
I knew there was a reason I'm a cat person.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:43, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:44, archived)
# yeah, cats have barbed penises.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:46, archived)
# ahhahhah!
 
now that's more like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:28, archived)
# wow
this is so wierd
(fico23, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:00, archived)
# A look of weary disdain is quite usual for a cat..
(CdrVimes, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:28, archived)
# he looks less than amused.
poor gus, give him a lenin carpet.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 4:54, archived)
# Those are great.
 
Gus is doing fine, still hanging in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 4:59, archived)
# good boy.
mine are all asleep now, but tell him they say hello.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:01, archived)
# Will do.
 
He's perkier, and eating more - but the vet says that's 'cos the cancer is in his bowel stealing his caloriez.

Still lully, and not in any pain.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:10, archived)
# glad he feels well, even if the vet is a downer.
as long as he's happy and in no pain, he's good.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:15, archived)
# Quite so.
 
This week he has had gurnard, special antioxidant high-calorie tinned food, plain tinned food, sausages, barbecue steak, lamb chops, ham, egg, cheese, chocolate, ice cream, and potato chips.. not too shabby, considering I'm a vegetarian.

(most of those meats were takeaways from a Samoan family party Ittybittykitty went to on the weekend! MEAT WITH EVERYTHING.)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:27, archived)
# haha!
i think our cats aren't big on meat because i'm veg and significant otherhuman is less of a meatatron than most omnis. they like cookies and lick everything but don't fancy meats much at all.

pume goes mad for guinness.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:30, archived)
# At least you can't call this one porn
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 4:54, archived)
# i can if it makes me blow rancid ropes of semen across the floor.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 4:56, archived)
# graphic o_O
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:00, archived)
# i always wanted to be in marketing.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:02, archived)
# it shows

:D
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:03, archived)
# i'll see to my dream when i die and go to hell.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:05, archived)
# eh?


and THIS will be my random quote tomorrow... dammit
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:13, archived)
# i will become a marketer in hell.
here on earth i have limited ability in the field because humans are filth and i refuse to pander to them. in hell, i'll be among my peers and will have the knowledge and ability to be a successful businessdroid.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:20, archived)
# need a business partner?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:22, archived)
# only if the mighty lucifer backs out of our deal.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:23, archived)
# I don't know if you made that up or not.
But I've been laughing for 5 minutes now.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 6:23, archived)
# I just cracked one out over it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 4:56, archived)
# haha, too slow.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 4:57, archived)
# EAT THE BISCUIT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 4:59, archived)
# *snowballs*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:00, archived)
# I've always wondered about that game. For someone that suffers premature ejaculation, it must be one of their proudest moments.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:02, archived)
# *takes the biscuit*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 4:59, archived)
# looks like it's double biscuit time.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:00, archived)
# it's porn
;)
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:00, archived)
#


;)
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:01, archived)
# hahaha
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:01, archived)
# in the wrong hands that could be considered porn as well!
(basketcasejoe give me coffee, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:03, archived)
# cunt cunt cunt facking cunt cunt cunt
:)
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:04, archived)
# Jesus fucking Christ is there anything you DONT wank to?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:04, archived)
# welcome to b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:16, archived)
# afraid not
its a sick world out there
(basketcasejoe give me coffee, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:17, archived)
# may I point you towards
this link then?

WARNING - links to porn so VERY NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:19, archived)
# filth!
i get my porn at church rummage sales like all normal people.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:26, archived)
# you love it
pterodactyls are sexeh
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:29, archived)
# ah, you peeped at my profile.
i will own that dvd one day.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:36, archived)
# *holds hands up*
you got me
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:38, archived)
# damn, i was hoping you were in the video.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:41, archived)
# actual lol moment
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:43, archived)
# i'm guessing that it's steven spielberg and michael crichton, then.
good.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:50, archived)
# john travolta and helen mirren
I heard
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:52, archived)
# good choices.
the production would save money, as they'd just need partial masks and they could show all their own grey, wrinkly old skin and still be better than cgi dinosaurs.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:54, archived)
# Do people actually enjoy watching this type of thing?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:03, archived)
# apparently
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:04, archived)
# define 'people'.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:05, archived)
# I define people as moving meatbags.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:08, archived)
# won't someone think of the immobile?!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:10, archived)
#
moving meatbags absolute bastards
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:23, archived)
# i could have sworn she had a sandwich in her hands when i first saw that.


WHERE IS THE SANDWICH?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:04, archived)
# She must've eaten it.
 
There's still mayonnaise on her chin..

oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:07, archived)
# i think she's vegan.
must be tofunnaise.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:09, archived)
# dammit
*adblocks*
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:08, archived)
# That party animal isn't happy.
Somebody get him a drink please!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 5:06, archived)