My second attempt


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(MikeXPose, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:31, archived)

Can someone please explain to me in 2 sentences what this Wii controller broohaha is all about?

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:32, archived)

it's motion sesitive, so you have to flail it around to play certain games.
Leading to it flying out of peoples hands into other peoples faces etc.
( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:33, archived)

I see - cheers :)
So you mean when people flail solid angular objects around, there is a risk of that said object hitting people and injuring them?

Who fucking knew?
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:34, archived)

haha
the stupid part is, you only have the flick the controller about an inch to get the required action on screen, but all of a sudden people think they are ninjas and are jumping around doing full sword movements with it etc. A bit sad if you ask me.
( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:36, archived)

like these tough guys
video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-6340664533917220614&q=casting+karate
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:39, archived)

Hahahaha!
Failedbacksomersaultnunchuk guy is the bestest.
( Afinkawan, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:41, archived)

I got it by email this morning
I was crying with laughter

ny fave is the guy with the apple
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:42, archived)

He was funny too.
I think the more impressive they were trying to be, the funnier it was when they fucked up. I could do better than them and I'm fat, massively unfit and haven't actually done any karate for about 15 years.
( Afinkawan, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:46, archived)

you weren't number 4 were you?

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:56, archived)

I thought it was you who was number two

( Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Wed 20 Dec 2006, 17:14, archived)

Unfortunately this video is a deliberate attempt to be shit.

Shame.

I quite lidderally shat my frilly knickers with mirth the first time I saw that.
( no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 17:26, archived)

:(
That was the only reason I vaguelly wanted a Wii
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:41, archived)

*shakes head*
( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:44, archived)

It's always good to shake your head after a Wii

( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:46, archived)

Best answer ever.
*baddabom* *tish*
( Weetobix is a married man, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 17:16, archived)

I'd just had a lot to drink :)

( Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:47, archived)

www.wiihaveaproblem.com
( hooker1uk ah fucksocks, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 17:09, archived)

you use it as if you were holding the real thing..
instead of "press x to hit with tennis racket", you swing the controller as if it were a real racket etc. Some numpties cannot keep the thing in their hands, resulting in broken teeth, ornaments, TVs, children...
( hedonist knocking on heaven's door...then running away, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:36, archived)

Needs more wriststrap

( Afinkawan, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:39, archived)

ha ha!
you love it

and it's not just motion sensitive
it's also aware of it's position in space as well
(something the PS3 pad can't do)
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:37, archived)

GHEY.
I have decided that all consoles are shit anyway now. I'm going back to game & watch.
( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:38, archived)

i'm inclined to join you

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:39, archived)

Me too!
Ludo anyone?
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:42, archived)

kerplunk, and you're on!

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:44, archived)

*pulls on yellow straw*

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:47, archived)

Game On!
My place at 6!
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:48, archived)

I get that bit
it's the love egg in the other hand thast confuses me!

And 'ning Muggles!
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:37, archived)

yo yo yo cheekyboy!
how's it hanging?

slightly to the left again?
( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:38, archived)

Indeed it is!
I'm slowly pulling round to the right tho!
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:41, archived)

do you remember those old Pong TV console games?
its the real life version of one of the bats in that
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:33, archived)

Ta
I've said it before and I'll say it again - it looks like something to adjust your Craftmatic Bed
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:35, archived)

Thora was the beta tester

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:36, archived)

Haha, I've got one of those in the loft!
I must get it out and have a fiddle.

*gets it out and has a fiddle*
(Bumsmells, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:40, archived)

people who are really fucking stupid
keep letting go of the controller and whipping it into the tv/lamp/child/wife.

These people are blaming Nintendo for not making the wrist strap strong enough.

They are morons
( naD, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:35, archived)

totally
they should cover the outside with "one-way" barbs

They'd make fucking sure they kept a grip on it then.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:36, archived)

ha ha!
they've had to add a safety notice about playing with "sweaty palms"
:D
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:38, archived)

*awaits first wank simulator*

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:40, archived)

are you suggesting that the partners of battered women
should be given Nintendo Wii wotsits to use instead?
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:33, archived)

Why the Wii controller
I am rissing here
(Nob Holeness Blockbuster madness, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:33, archived)

My dad has a Wii controller
we call it a colostomy bag
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:35, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:36, archived)

There is lots of news at the moment about people
accidentally chucking the controllers into people's faces, windows, glass lampshades.
( Fork Chuff off, you chuff., Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:36, archived)

As well as
punching spouses, walls, fists through windows and doors etc. because their living room is slightly smaller than they think it is.
( Afinkawan, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:43, archived)

Any better?
I hope that this one gets a better reception than my first one did.
(MikeXPose, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:34, archived)

so far, so good!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:35, archived)

I am just discussing this
with a girl at work!!!
Mind the piss!!


Woo! btw.
( Mstandot, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:34, archived)

hahaha

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:37, archived)