My second attempt
From the Sick Christmas Cards challenge. See all 298 entries (closed)
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From the Sick Christmas Cards challenge. See all 298 entries (closed)
( , Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:31, archived)
Can someone please explain to me in 2 sentences what this Wii controller broohaha is all about?
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Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:32,
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it's motion sesitive, so you have to flail it around to play certain games.
Leading to it flying out of peoples hands into other peoples faces etc.
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Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:33,
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I see - cheers :)
So you mean when people flail solid angular objects around, there is a risk of that said object hitting people and injuring them?
Who fucking knew?
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Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:34,
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Who fucking knew?
haha
the stupid part is, you only have the flick the controller about an inch to get the required action on screen, but all of a sudden people think they are ninjas and are jumping around doing full sword movements with it etc. A bit sad if you ask me.
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Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:36,
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I got it by email this morning
I was crying with laughter
ny fave is the guy with the apple
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Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:42,
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ny fave is the guy with the apple
He was funny too.
I think the more impressive they were trying to be, the funnier it was when they fucked up. I could do better than them and I'm fat, massively unfit and haven't actually done any karate for about 15 years.
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Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:46,
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Unfortunately this video is a deliberate attempt to be shit.
Shame.
I quite lidderally shat my frilly knickers with mirth the first time I saw that.
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Wed 20 Dec 2006, 17:26,
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Shame.
I quite lidderally shat my frilly knickers with mirth the first time I saw that.
you use it as if you were holding the real thing..
instead of "press x to hit with tennis racket", you swing the controller as if it were a real racket etc. Some numpties cannot keep the thing in their hands, resulting in broken teeth, ornaments, TVs, children...
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Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:36,
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ha ha!
you love it
and it's not just motion sensitive
it's also aware of it's position in space as well
(something the PS3 pad can't do)
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Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:37,
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and it's not just motion sensitive
it's also aware of it's position in space as well
(something the PS3 pad can't do)
GHEY.
I have decided that all consoles are shit anyway now. I'm going back to game & watch.
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Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:38,
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I get that bit
it's the love egg in the other hand thast confuses me!
And 'ning Muggles!
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Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:37,
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And 'ning Muggles!
yo yo yo cheekyboy!
how's it hanging?
slightly to the left again?
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Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:38,
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slightly to the left again?
do you remember those old Pong TV console games?
its the real life version of one of the bats in that
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Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:33,
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Ta
I've said it before and I'll say it again - it looks like something to adjust your Craftmatic Bed
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Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:35,
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Haha, I've got one of those in the loft!
I must get it out and have a fiddle.
*gets it out and has a fiddle*
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Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:40,
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*gets it out and has a fiddle*
people who are really fucking stupid
keep letting go of the controller and whipping it into the tv/lamp/child/wife.
These people are blaming Nintendo for not making the wrist strap strong enough.
They are morons
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Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:35,
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These people are blaming Nintendo for not making the wrist strap strong enough.
They are morons
totally
they should cover the outside with "one-way" barbs
They'd make fucking sure they kept a grip on it then.
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Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:36,
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They'd make fucking sure they kept a grip on it then.
ha ha!
they've had to add a safety notice about playing with "sweaty palms"
:D
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Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:38,
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:D
are you suggesting that the partners of battered women
should be given Nintendo Wii wotsits to use instead?
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Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:33,
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There is lots of news at the moment about people
accidentally chucking the controllers into people's faces, windows, glass lampshades.
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Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:36,
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As well as
punching spouses, walls, fists through windows and doors etc. because their living room is slightly smaller than they think it is.
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Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:43,
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Any better?
I hope that this one gets a better reception than my first one did.
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Wed 20 Dec 2006, 16:34,
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