The truth


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(Sweenster [Lurker Mode Deactivated], Wed 20 Dec 2006, 21:28, archived)

Sarah Harding once asked me if I had salted nuts.
I was working in a shop at the time
( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Wed 20 Dec 2006, 21:30, archived)

i hope you replied
no, but i can make your face salty if you want
(Sweenster [Lurker Mode Deactivated], Wed 20 Dec 2006, 21:30, archived)

i would have replied
with my phone number and she can take a look later, man im classy
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 21:32, archived)

I didn't think quick enough. And also she's Sarah Harding and my girlfriend was on the till next to me.

( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Wed 20 Dec 2006, 21:34, archived)

should have pointed over to your gf and said
if you sleep with me you get her for free
(Sweenster [Lurker Mode Deactivated], Wed 20 Dec 2006, 21:36, archived)

arfage!
XD
( fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 21:38, archived)

So you said
"dunno really" *turned to your side* "Darling, do I have salty nuts?"
( D'artisan is frustrated by character limitations. FaceTwat?, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 21:37, archived)

who is sarah harding?
*googles*

nope... not a clue... oh well?
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 21:38, archived)