Not a pearoast.. Honest Guv'nor
From the Album Covers Gone Wrong challenge. See all 738 entries (closed)
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From the Album Covers Gone Wrong challenge. See all 738 entries (closed)
( , Thu 21 Dec 2006, 11:52, archived)
is this a repost from the music and food compo?
i remember a similar one i think
woo either way
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Thu 21 Dec 2006, 11:53,
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woo either way
Ssssh...
Otherwise I might have to do some work...
*does some work*
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Thu 21 Dec 2006, 11:58,
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*does some work*
TJ
I just did the really wrong bloke thing...
A female friend at work mentioned her birthday is Jan 4th.
Silly me, I said "31st?". She shook her head.
"32nd? 33rd?" I suggested. She shook her head with a nasty frown.
"29?" I ventured.
"Yes" she said. I hoped you'd start counting down when I first shook my had, not up.
Oops - thing is - she looks great, just seems a little older than she is
I apologise to femalekind in general
/real world stuff blog
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Thu 21 Dec 2006, 11:57,
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A female friend at work mentioned her birthday is Jan 4th.
Silly me, I said "31st?". She shook her head.
"32nd? 33rd?" I suggested. She shook her head with a nasty frown.
"29?" I ventured.
"Yes" she said. I hoped you'd start counting down when I first shook my had, not up.
Oops - thing is - she looks great, just seems a little older than she is
I apologise to femalekind in general
/real world stuff blog
I know what you mean
I find the only rule to live by is just never, ever to try to guess. You can't win. Women...pah
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Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:00,
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you can. the trick is if they are a child... guess older, if they are around 30 guess younger!
simple!
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Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:01,
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see - this why we will never ever win
men like to be accurate.
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Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:02,
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Make a joke of it
and say 21 every time. Then make a diversion and run for the hills.
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Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:02,
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that never works!
they know you are just trying to avoid the fact that you think they look old!
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Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:03,
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I was sure she had celebrated her 30th just this year!
I must have confused her with someone else.
It's cos she is tall.
How old are you?28? 29? 17? 18?
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Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:01,
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It's cos she is tall.
How old are you?
christ man
don't guess at all unless they tell you to, and then underestimate wildly!
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Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:03,
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I'm, 36
and I still have so much to learn.
Good job I'm great in bed is all I can say
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Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:04,
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Good job I'm great in bed is all I can say
are we celebrating you're 22nd this year?
*flutters eyelashes*
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Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:04,
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I've got a pony
will you be my friend?
My pony is called John Holmes, he is very friendly and likes girls.
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Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:05,
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My pony is called John Holmes, he is very friendly and likes girls.
that's 4 degrees below absolute zero
/not a geek, I'M NOT A GEEK blog
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Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:07,
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*cries*
*pulls hanky out of top pocket*
*sound of an avalanch of pens falling from pocket*
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Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:09,
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*sound of an avalanch of pens falling from pocket*
you're obviously not
'cause it's about 107 degrees below (i'm talking celsius)
/IS a geek blog
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Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:09,
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/IS a geek blog
ZOMG! I'm a failed geek!
*cries harder into pocket calculator*
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Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:10,
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nah, we're both failures
SexyPicard already said "kelvin", so it's exactly 380 degrees below ;-)
or was that a distractive ninja action?
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Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:12,
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or was that a distractive ninja action?
but sexy picard was talking Kelvin
so it's exactly 380 degrees below absolute zero.
I don't know, geeks today just aren't pedantic enough if you ask me.
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Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:14,
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I don't know, geeks today just aren't pedantic enough if you ask me.