Not a pearoast.. Honest Guv'nor


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(NoMoreFaith can believe its not bloody butter, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 11:52, archived)

is this a repost from the music and food compo?
i remember a similar one i think

woo either way
(FiiiiiiveGoldenFanjitas, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 11:53, archived)

Ssssh...
Otherwise I might have to do some work...

*does some work*
(NoMoreFaith can believe its not bloody butter, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 11:58, archived)

TJ
I just did the really wrong bloke thing...

A female friend at work mentioned her birthday is Jan 4th.

Silly me, I said "31st?". She shook her head.
"32nd? 33rd?" I suggested. She shook her head with a nasty frown.

"29?" I ventured.

"Yes" she said. I hoped you'd start counting down when I first shook my had, not up.

Oops - thing is - she looks great, just seems a little older than she is

I apologise to femalekind in general

/real world stuff blog
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 11:57, archived)

I know what you mean
I find the only rule to live by is just never, ever to try to guess. You can't win. Women...pah
(Sir Cosmo Bonsor, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:00, archived)

you can. the trick is if they are a child... guess older, if they are around 30 guess younger!
simple!
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:01, archived)

see - this why we will never ever win
men like to be accurate.
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:02, archived)

Not me sir.
I dont mind where it goes ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:05, archived)

Make a joke of it
and say 21 every time. Then make a diversion and run for the hills.
( jme, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:02, archived)

that never works!
they know you are just trying to avoid the fact that you think they look old!
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)

^this

(Sir Cosmo Bonsor, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)

you horrible man
everyone knows you should always underguess!
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:00, archived)

I was sure she had celebrated her 30th just this year!
I must have confused her with someone else.

It's cos she is tall.

How old are you? 28? 29? 17? 18?
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:01, archived)

she probably is 31
women start counting backwards at 30.
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)

i think they never reach 30
after 29, it's 29a, 29b and so on
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)

anniversaries of 29

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)

christ man
don't guess at all unless they tell you to, and then underestimate wildly!
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)

I'm, 36
and I still have so much to learn.

Good job I'm great in bed is all I can say
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)

hooray
I am slightly younger than you old man!
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:11, archived)

*breaks hip*

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:12, archived)

are we celebrating you're 22nd this year?
*flutters eyelashes*
(FiiiiiiveGoldenFanjitas, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)

*giggles coquettishly*
*flashes mimsy*
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)

14/f/ca liek poniez!!11

(FiiiiiiveGoldenFanjitas, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)

he he
what's your PC number?
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)

I've got a pony
will you be my friend?

My pony is called John Holmes, he is very friendly and likes girls.
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:05, archived)

does he live in a stable
located in your trousers?
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)

why yes he does
be careful though, sometimes he spits
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:10, archived)

and eats apples

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:11, archived)

start at -380
Kelvin
( Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)

that's 4 degrees below absolute zero
/not a geek, I'M NOT A GEEK blog
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)

oooOOOoooo yes you are
/practicing for panto blog
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)

*cries*
*pulls hanky out of top pocket*
*sound of an avalanch of pens falling from pocket*
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:09, archived)

you're obviously not
'cause it's about 107 degrees below (i'm talking celsius)
/IS a geek blog
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:09, archived)

ZOMG! I'm a failed geek!
*cries harder into pocket calculator*
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:10, archived)

nah, we're both failures
SexyPicard already said "kelvin", so it's exactly 380 degrees below ;-)

or was that a distractive ninja action?
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:12, archived)

but sexy picard was talking Kelvin
so it's exactly 380 degrees below absolute zero.

I don't know, geeks today just aren't pedantic enough if you ask me.
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:14, archived)

it's just too early in the morning for this
/on holiday blog
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:16, archived)

you beat me to the pedantry by 2 whole minutes
and I've been ar work for 3 1/2 hours, so i have no excuse (other than the inevitable hangover...)
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:19, archived)

I'm legal
thats all you need to know baby ;)
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:05, archived)

ZOINKS!

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)

what!
you told me you were fifthteen!
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:11, archived)

she does if you ask her to

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:14, archived)