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[challenge entry] Not a pearoast.. Honest Guv'nor

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(NoMoreFaith can believe its not bloody butter, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 11:52, archived)
# is this a repost from the music and food compo?
i remember a similar one i think

woo either way
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 11:53, archived)
# Ssssh...
Otherwise I might have to do some work...

*does some work*
(NoMoreFaith can believe its not bloody butter, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 11:58, archived)
# TJ
I just did the really wrong bloke thing...

A female friend at work mentioned her birthday is Jan 4th.

Silly me, I said "31st?". She shook her head.
"32nd? 33rd?" I suggested. She shook her head with a nasty frown.

"29?" I ventured.

"Yes" she said. I hoped you'd start counting down when I first shook my had, not up.

Oops - thing is - she looks great, just seems a little older than she is

I apologise to femalekind in general

/real world stuff blog
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 Dec 2006, 11:57, archived)
# I know what you mean
I find the only rule to live by is just never, ever to try to guess. You can't win. Women...pah
(Sir Cosmo Bonsor, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:00, archived)
# you can. the trick is if they are a child... guess older, if they are around 30 guess younger!
simple!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:01, archived)
# see - this why we will never ever win
men like to be accurate.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:02, archived)
# Not me sir.
I dont mind where it goes ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:05, archived)
# Make a joke of it
and say 21 every time. Then make a diversion and run for the hills.
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:02, archived)
# that never works!
they know you are just trying to avoid the fact that you think they look old!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)
# ^this
(Sir Cosmo Bonsor, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)
# you horrible man
everyone knows you should always underguess!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:00, archived)
# I was sure she had celebrated her 30th just this year!
I must have confused her with someone else.

It's cos she is tall.

How old are you? 28? 29? 17? 18?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:01, archived)
# she probably is 31
women start counting backwards at 30.
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)
# i think they never reach 30
after 29, it's 29a, 29b and so on
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)
# anniversaries of 29
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)
# christ man
don't guess at all unless they tell you to, and then underestimate wildly!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)
# I'm, 36
and I still have so much to learn.

Good job I'm great in bed is all I can say
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)
# hooray
I am slightly younger than you old man!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:11, archived)
# *breaks hip*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:12, archived)
# are we celebrating you're 22nd this year?
*flutters eyelashes*
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)
# *giggles coquettishly*
*flashes mimsy*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)
# 14/f/ca liek poniez!!11
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)
# he he
what's your PC number?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)
# I've got a pony
will you be my friend?

My pony is called John Holmes, he is very friendly and likes girls.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:05, archived)
# does he live in a stable
located in your trousers?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)
# why yes he does
be careful though, sometimes he spits
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:10, archived)
# and eats apples
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:11, archived)
# start at -380
Kelvin
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)
# that's 4 degrees below absolute zero
/not a geek, I'M NOT A GEEK blog
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)
# oooOOOoooo yes you are
/practicing for panto blog
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)
# *cries*
*pulls hanky out of top pocket*
*sound of an avalanch of pens falling from pocket*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:09, archived)
# you're obviously not
'cause it's about 107 degrees below (i'm talking celsius)
/IS a geek blog
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:09, archived)
# ZOMG! I'm a failed geek!
*cries harder into pocket calculator*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:10, archived)
# nah, we're both failures
SexyPicard already said "kelvin", so it's exactly 380 degrees below ;-)

or was that a distractive ninja action?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:12, archived)
# but sexy picard was talking Kelvin
so it's exactly 380 degrees below absolute zero.

I don't know, geeks today just aren't pedantic enough if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:14, archived)
# it's just too early in the morning for this
/on holiday blog
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:16, archived)
# you beat me to the pedantry by 2 whole minutes
and I've been ar work for 3 1/2 hours, so i have no excuse (other than the inevitable hangover...)
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:19, archived)
# I'm legal
thats all you need to know baby ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:05, archived)
# ZOINKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)
# what!
you told me you were fifthteen!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:11, archived)
# she does if you ask her to
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 Dec 2006, 12:14, archived)