Let me try this again


I have no idea what I'm doing...

From the Album Covers Gone Wrong challenge. See all 754 entries (closed)

(the_legendary_shark isn't really legendary at all, just rather dull., Thu 21 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)

Apparently not.

( Grampa, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)

Well then Mr. Shark
You can't go far wrong posting via www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/upload/b3ta

It compresses and HTML'ises for you.
( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)

New to this
Thanks for the advice. I thought that by keeping under 200KB I was doing okay.

Apparently not :-(
(the_legendary_shark isn't really legendary at all, just rather dull., Fri 22 Dec 2006, 16:01, archived)

donning a flame-retardant suit right now I hope ;)
w00!
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)

oh my

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)

I do
you put text on image
then saved it without optimising
then posted it here.

you also appear to have put Tony Blairs head on there too, so that's good.

now just sort out the optimisation and general giganticness of the whole thig. There's a good shark
( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)

Tony Blair.

( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Thu 21 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)

I realised that once my neck twisted round that far
I'm not as young as look you know.

I remember when all this used to be telnet
( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)

"I remember when 4Kb/s was a myth"

( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Thu 21 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)

I remember when Elizabeth Taylor was a Miss

( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 14:28, archived)

Damn you're old.

( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Thu 21 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)

Ninja!

( M3rx loves hot Asian ladies, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)

just for spelling mistakes and general style
the context remained completely unnafected, and may in fact have been improved (with additional facts)
( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)

LOLCOPTERSWITHABANANAPIPE
Good work.
( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Thu 21 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)

bat rhymes with twat!
shit me that's fucking amazing
( gravytrain, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)

You gone done did a boo-boo.

( Fork Chuff off, you chuff., Thu 21 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)

Hahaha
That's good but a little big! Try making it less than 50kb
( The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)

no idea? Hey, I have an idea.. why doesn't someone write a FAQ?

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)

All finished.
( Grampa, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)

damn that was fast
now if only there was some shortcut to typing out it's address

~grampa's faq~ or someting
( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)

Damn, you're good.
Now write me a rock opera
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 14:28, archived)

yet again


my net is dying...

Funny tho
(jammietarts ..., Thu 21 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)

AS YOU CLEARLY AREN'T READING YOUR REPLIES
I'D JUST LIKE TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO SAY YOU ARE A FUCKING TWAT, AND I HOPE YOU FUCK OFF, IF YOU CAN MANAGE TO POST SHIT, YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO EDIT YOUR MISTAKES, YTOU ARE CLEARLY AN IGNORANT PRICK, SO I AM NOW GOING TO 'IGNORE' YOU

GOODBYE
p.s. you cunt
( mictoboy, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)

THIS
Click for image of Pamela Anderson riding a HUGE cock!
( Smallbrainfield, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)

THIS
Click for image of HOT HOUSE WIFE
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 21 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)

That's not quite what I was expecting.

( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Thu 21 Dec 2006, 14:30, archived)

That gives me the
JOY HORN.
( Smallbrainfield, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 14:30, archived)

i was going to say that
and add this
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)

From the twat
Sorry, I'm new at this and didn't know anybody actually commented on my attempts. Now I know, though, and will attempt to do better in the future.

You are right though, I am a twat.
(the_legendary_shark isn't really legendary at all, just rather dull., Fri 22 Dec 2006, 19:46, archived)

( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 21 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)

A cautionary tale
I think we can all relate to. Pffft! Arf!
( Smallbrainfield, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)

true story
so i'm really glad I am the one in control of the log files...
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 21 Dec 2006, 14:43, archived)